Glad that you’re already accepting that for our matchup.
Your matchups are about 100000x better than mine.
Felix at Oakland and Lee at Houston and Hanson at Washington vs. Scherzer at New York and Hudson at Colorado. If you lose pitching this week you should feel ashamed.
Hugh Mad.
Yeah but having Latos and Wilson temporarily on the DL doesn’t exactly help me. At least they look like they’ll only have temporary stays there.
EDIT: I just re-read that and realized how redundant it sounds. FML.
After one game out of 162. Judgment passed after one game out of 162.
Hey, Carpet Lint. Eat carpet lint. * spongebob face <- *
No opening day win for Halladay. Let the suicides and battery throwing commence.
Nothing of value lost.
Hugh Mad.
Beating your wife wins games against the NL East Division champs okay?
Now to see if beating your wife’s father gets you saves.
Holliday out possibly up to 4-6 weeks for an appendectomy! Sucks for anybody who picked him up. Maybe you’ll get lucky and he’ll be back after a 15 day DL trip.
i could be the only person in the world who bet on the astros today
why am i so godlike?
jc romero? more like jesus christ, not romero
this is ridiculous
I don’t know. You tell us.
its ok only 25k swing not a big deal
lester’s pitching quality is in remission and you want to replace kershaw with him? LOLOL
Sigley trolls himself before I can even say anything.
EDIT: Fausto Carmona for AL Cy Young.
Hugh Mad.
Oh, goddamn - Lyon has a 81 ERA.
At least I didn’t lose money on him though, I will comfort myself in that fashion.
My closers have given me 4 runs and 0 saves in 1.1 innings. That is how you do it, pay attention guys.
lol kowton you are so dumb (rest of meme)
lesters era is higher than his healthy cell count right now
Lester is helping his WHIP out by plunking people instead of giving up hits. He is pretty smart considering he is dying from cancer.
Hugh Mad.
If teams were smart they would just sign Beltre to continual one year contracts, it is the only time he plays.
today is horrible, az just strikes out someone to end 7th up 6-4 but catcher drops the ball then throws it into the outfield, then 3b throws it way too high and sudden its 6-6
If Beltre was smart he would never accept those deals. 
David Murphy swings at ball 4 and gets a 2 run double lol.