Official 2011 MLB Thread

Baseball starts tomorrow folks.

Set your lineups.

Get on that waiver wire.

Tradez

Make fun of Seattle for doing nothing to fix their hitting problems. (other than praying milton bradley isn’t crazy this year)

Atlanta @ Washington tomorrow OH MY FREAKIN GAHHD I CAN’T WAIT.

HA!

I’m gonna pray that he is.

Takes it up a notch and not only gives fans the finger, but runs into the stands, sticks it up a kid’s nose, throws him to the moon with his finger, and then flicks the booger at Doug Fister’s head which knocks him out for the season.

He does that and I won’t give a shit how many losses they get this year.

I want to try and get into a trash talking match with Milton.

I’m serious. I’m going to buy tickets and heckle the crap out of him like Philly fans do to their players.

You best not be serious.
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Oh wait, you’re not in the league anymore. We’ll send flowers or something if you end up in the hospital.

Jason Heyward is money in first ABs of the season. Good opener for the Braves. Chipper Jones isn’t playing like no old man who just had his knee fixed.

Curtis Granderson looking good, Yankees bullpen looked scary as fuck today. Maybe Texiera doesn’t have another one of his usual slow starts this season…

^_-;

You know my name is “cKrAzY” right?

Plus I’ve gotten into shit with bigger dudes before with straps. At least I know Milton won’t go as far as trying to shoot me since he has too much to lose. Oh and I am so still in FUN LEAGUE.

:coffee:

Oh GO BUCKLEY. I saw a few guys on the bench but I didn’t start them, becuase Buck has full control!

Giants at Dodgers, going to be a hot day with high tempers. Lincecum, Lincecum, FUCK YEA!

lol replace kershaw? do you see him now he is dominating

cc struggled through 6 innings, kershaw is like playing mlb2k and he just pinpoints it to the best spot

hey kowtow why do you have such inferior knowledge of pitchers compared to me

HUGH MAD???

KERSHAW ON PACE FOR 600 Ks THIS SEASON WHICH MIGHT BE A RECORD

HIS K/9 IS 27

Taunting a retarded Yankees fan or taunting an unattractive and fat girlfriend to suicide, I cannot decide which one is worse.

Well-played sigley.

In another news, lol @ the Cardinals and lol @ Axford.

Hugh Mad.

lol @ Rsigley who lost 10k on axford and got a 54 ERA in fantasy baseball

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I MAD

SIGL dropped Kevin Gregg, Bal to W
SIGL added Brandon Belt, SF from FA to BE

may go down as the best acquisition in fantasy baseball history, i’m already setting him as a keeper for next season

He can only hope to compete with the Greatest Acquisition of 2010 aka picking up Derek Holland.

Both the Dodgers and Giants lineups are so gross. Also, Sandoval hitting 8th. What the fuck is going on?

I hate the NL West.

Hugh Mad.

lol 5 innings 8ks 2 hits 1 walk

kowtow wants cc sabathia? boo this guy

Lol @ the Giants.

Hugh Mad.

I cannot believe these fucking guys are the defending World Series champions. Baseball is fucked up. The NL, specifically.

Good thing Lincecum is always high as fuck because otherwise he would be raging at shitty Buster Posey and the rest of the scrubs for fucking up.

EDIT: My pitching is going to get blown up so hard this week.

Brett Gardner leading off for the Yankees bunting over the Russel Martin, the 9th hitter, two times made me laugh hard. Girardi is so dumb.

Hugh Mad.