Official 2011 MLB Thread

Tyson has like 3 real life jobs and is trying to get money for real life school.

He isn’t playing because he doesn’t care I think. He is busy and burnt out. Just assign someone as a second owner on his baseball team or people are just going to keep getting free wins off of him.

why are you bringing facts to this debate to make tyson seem human

now i feel bad for him. when he was in jail it was hilarious but that isn’t

i will send a payed for pizza to his house if he PMs me it

This is just reenforcing my existing racist perceptions of black people, he should feel ashamed of himself.

Another black guy that can’t hold down a steady fantasy baseball team. BIG SURPRISE

Well I mean he is in a jail, a jail of expectations of society.

That’s a pretty crappy jail, amirite?

He can feed a family of 4 with that paid for pizza from rob though.

There’s a joke in there somewhere.

when in doubt just finish with :chainsaw:

he won’t even have to tip because of his race too

Just give a the championship to one of the people in Masters of Evil and let’s call it a season.

Blow the whistle.

Hugh Mad.

blow the whistle

masters of evil r losing??

oh wait it’s just everyone else, i’m still dominating

zobrist dominating this week
8/16, 5 runs, 3 HRs, 12 RBIs, 2 SBs

hugh mad??

2 more rbis off of a double? 6 rbis in one game (of a doubleheader) in the 7th? when will they wise up and just intentionally walk this guy every AB like bonds

Zobrist’s line for Thursday…7/10, 5 runs, 2 HR, 10 RBI, 1 SB. That is a pretty okay line.

The best part is that even with Zobrist giving you 10 RBI, you are still down 7 in your matchup. Good stuff.

and the second most rbis in the league, 6 more than you

can’t help my opponent is running godlike with 29 rbis [13 more than you :(] in 4 days

And sigley still gets styled on. At least I am keeping it real for Monster Island.

Hugh Mad.

Marlins tied for 1st place in NL East. They’re going to win the title this year.

In 7 games.

Over Kansas City.

Precognication.

I want to get into the MLB but I have NO idea what team I should get behind…=/ and it seems EVERYONE here in Cali is a Dodger fan.

Suggestions?

Become a Blue Jays fan.

Marlins because you only have to pay attention every few years and when you do they win the World Series. The Blue Lols are a good choice too.

Hugh Mad.

I’m assuming you mean the Blue Jays lol.