Official 2011 MLB Thread

I was excited about the season until the O’s started playing like ass.

I want Josh Johnson but I’ve yet to discover the random player who sigley thinks will be amazing for some reason.

The search continues.

Hugh Mad.

You can have Jeff Francouroieriouer.

He is the best white outfielder ever. And yeah, Trophies are ass. Can you imagine the assness of all the fun league trophies you’d have to sort out in basketball after three years of new trophies being invented?

Then you have bitches like lothar, ckrazy, and kim begging for their imaginary rewards. Fucking bitches.

Anyway, trade Roy Halladay.

wow harry halladay 6.2 ip 10 hits 6 er only 3 k’s

how is this guy even in the major leagues?

Your fault for creating the stupid trophies broski.

No one begs for your trophies just Kim. :rofl:

I was waiting for Garnett to pinch hit for the Blue Jays and win that game too, but I guess Snider winning it for them works too.

Hugh Mad.

I know right. Trade him for Carl Pavano.

And Ckrazy you bitch about trophies all the time. For that I’m not even giving you the championship trophy. Suck on it.

what i don’t understand is the phillies spend 100 million on 4 pitchers, people claim they’re the greatest rotation in the history of the game, yet

Harry Halladay 2-1 2.83 ERA
Cliff Lee 2-1 4.19 ERA
Roy Oswalt 2-0 2.50 ERA
Cole Hamels 1-1 4.32 ERA

that doesn’t seem very elite to me especially in the weak NL East.

Trevor Cahill 2-0 2.49 ERA
Gio Gonzalez 2-0 0.47 ERA
Brett Anderson 1-1 1.63 ERA
Dallas Braden 1-1 3.00 ERA

that’s pretty elite and only cost like 5 million dollars

moneyball in the house

Has anyone read that Extra 2% book or whatever, which is supposed to be Moneyball but for the Rays? I bought it over the weekend but couldn’t bring myself to read it yet because their success bums me out.

Also, Johnny Mac - can’t help but love that guy. …well, actually you can since he’s such a garbage hitter, but still, it is occasionally very difficult to dislike him. Look at how high that pitch is, eat it Mo.

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Rivera - 1 BS, 1.93 ERA
Francisco - 0 BS, 0.00 ERA

Pft, greatest closer ever my ass.

not all divisions can be the red hot nl central sigely

Yea I read the extra 2%, it’s pretty funny how the Rays just threaten to ruin peoples lives unless they accept horrible contracts. I forget who it was but they’re just like we’ll leave you in the minors forever and you’ll make no money we don’t care and then he signed a bad contract (it wasn’t longoria).

and Boel the Oakland A’s at in the AL West with the Texas Rangers who lead the leagues in RS and they played a bunch of high scoring teams in toronto, white sox, and detroit. one average team in minnesota and lol seattle (who they actually gave the most runs per game up to) and they’re playing boston right now

meanwhile the phillies have played THE ASTRLOLS, The METLOLS, The NATIONALOLS, the MARLOLINS, the BREWERLOLS, and the mighty braves. Everyone they played are in the bottom half of runs scored/game vs a’s who are in the top half (Except minnesota who is dead last)

all the teams in the NL central suck equally at everything

i guess the bright side for phillies fans is after these 20 year contracts all these pitchers have you might actually have a functional farm system again but don’t expect to get anything out of it in the next 10 years

come on you could have fit lols into braves somewhere

I too was a little disappointed that he didn’t.

Pirates gonna get back to 500 today or never hit it again.

Oh man. Remember Tim Hudson, Mark Mulder and Barry Zito?
And then Joe Blanton, Dan Haren and Chad Gaudin?

Those crazy moneyballers and that crazy HR sucking park the A’s have.

More importantly, whose arm will explode first?
My money’s on Brett Anderson, but that answer is too obvious so we’ll have to go with Trevor Cahill. Gio’s ERA will be next to blow up. Dallas Braden will cry at Arod again.

Just as long as you don’t have expectations from the Athletics pitchers like throw more than 5 innings they will be okay.

And why would you put LOL into braves when the braves are awesome? tomahawk chopppp

cliff lee getting blown like someone sitting in front of a fan

mighty brewers putting the bats to him

i guess the good thing is by only letting up 3 runs he’s lowering his massive ERA somewhat

does chipper jones have both eyes this season or rollin with just one

both but they have so many great closers

wagner dies and the same exact guy takes his place in kimbrel

and when kimbrel dies they have another 100 mph guy in venters

they’re just cloning 100 mph fastball white relief pitchers

prepare the you got raped trophy for my opponent this week