Official 2011 MLB Thread

I am completely blanking out right now - Too $hort and Ma$e cannot be the only two guys that use dollar signs in their names instead of actual letters.

Oh, Ke$ha too. But there’s gotta be more, I feel like I should be able to rattle off like a dozen off the top of head.

good game.

Is that an actual rap song? Wtf… I thought he was making a rape joke.

^_-;

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This song is so awful.

But, blow the whistle.

Hugh Mad.

How do you not know about rap music living in NY?

BLOW THE WHISTLE!

Stopped following rap like 5+ years ago, and even back then the shit I listened to was considered old-school.

I can’t believe there’s a song called Blow the Whistle with actual whistles incorporated into the beat. Remember when rappers used metaphors and analogies to tell a message? This shit is a grown man’s version of “I Whip My Hair Back and Forth”. Rap sucks now.

^_-;

best was jay z’s lebron james blow the whistle remix

also lol @ cc sabathia, you ever gonna get a win?

did you guys know if you take all the wins of cc sabathia, jon lester, and david price (as of this post) and add them all up it only equals 2? and there are 23 pitchers with 2 or more wins including greats like livan hernandez, derek lowe, kevin correira (pit lol), charlie morton (pit again), and carlos zambrano?

dominance IMO

oh yea and i forgot mike leake has two wins too and he’s in jail for stealing $60 worth of clothes from macys

lkol grady sizemore has more extra base hits than carl crawford

boston red sox should of hired a private investigator to follow crawfords baseball skills not just around town IMO

i’m not sure if you guys know but tyson is in jail and i was visiting him today and he said if possible could you guys just push through the trades between me and him?

he approves them but he doesn’t have internet access in jail

Dats racist.

Hugh Mad.

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Stop quad posting.

one of stuart scott’s eyes blew the whistle and peaced out

He called me by accident on the way to jail in the jail van.

True Story.

What a bad way to waste your one phone call.

No problem, I always push trades through, even against my better judgement.

I know right. I have to update the basketball fun league tomorrow. I dont want to do it. I AM SO LAZY.

You know I am the only legit Fun League champion? Kim won via computer automatic pre tiebraker bullshit and then Ckrazy won via RPS pussy crap. I AM THE ONE TRUE WINNER.

Yes, the circumstances of your championship and all the trades that lead up to it are completely legitimate.

I should probably update my league too. But first I want to sort out the trophies…which is difficult because I am realizing now that I stopped tracking them middle of last year…so I have to go back and fix those first…man, I am way too lazy for this.

I think this would be easier if my team wasn’t so bad, but their suckage is depressing me. Carl Crawford is singlehandedly ruining my life right now. He couldn’t even perform when the Sox were killing the Jays - I mean…what the hell dude.

josh johnson another no hitter through 4 with 7 ks and 2 rbis

and you guys could of had him

OH SHOOT KNICKS TOOK THE LEAD

HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO HERE CARMELO

Waiting for his arm to explode.
Lincecum had one through 7 last night.

The Mets haven’t had one…since…

ever.

Oh right. This is now the Tyson is in jail thread.

thats why i wanted to trade him

i doubt he makes it to july and was hoping some idiot would give me 2 keepers for him, but maybe now that he’s started so great i can fleece someone

john maine (lol) had one a couple years back like 8.1 or 8.2 before it got broken up. as unbelievable as the lions on mnf this season