also nomar loses fantasy baseball and i get owned by brett gardner stealing 5 bases in one day
great day
also nomar loses fantasy baseball and i get owned by brett gardner stealing 5 bases in one day
great day
oh god wait if sf wins and brian wilson comes in and strikes out 2 people nomar still could win
why won’t this guy die [not literally, more in a why doesn’t he just give up sense]
GGPO Padres.
giants no longer have to worry about sd
The trolls reign supreme.
Time to write my championship speech.
imo.
First and foremost, I would like to thank William Cheng Jr. for making playoffs end on the last week instead of the second-to-last week and thus giving me victories when I would have lost otherwise. Without his ineptitude, I wouldn’t be here today addressing you as your league champion.
Second, I would like to thank rsigley for trading me the best hitter in the game for a fat guy who sucked. Without Pujols single handedly man-handling you in the semi-finals, I wouldn’t be in this glorious position I am in today.
Third, I would like to thank matrix for getting his dumbass kicked out of the league, so I could acquire Matt Kemp, who led me to victory this week with 5 home runs in 5 games.
Fourth, I would like to thank Tyson and jae hoon for trading me Werth for Hamels, who I then turned for Wainwright. Your reduced bargaining position and lack of baseball acumen allowed me to be where I am today.
Fifth, I would like to thank myself for being so awesome.
Finally, I would like to thank my leaguemates for playing in this silly made-up game all year that allows me to do this when I beat all of them, especially the people in Monster Island. martianla and ckrazy for being free wins all year and jaehoon for at least providing some competition so I don’t just quit my team mid-season.
See you all during basketball season.
Your 2010 MLB League Champion Awesome Person Deluxe Esquire,
Lothar
P.S. Getting Zobrist from sigley for a shitty pitcher that got injured and demoted 2 starts later and to whomever dropped Andrus, thanks for giving me 30 steals in 2 months and then garbage for the rest.
imo.
don’t forget giving you zobrist for a pitcher who underperformed and got dropped
giving you andrus who ran godlike for 8 weeks
etc.
!
how many are keepers 5 or 7?
Pretty sure it is 5.
imo.
Go Go Braves. Been a little while since we are in playoffs. I going to actually watch baseball now lol.
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I don’t see a way to set keepers btw. Will Cheng?
Rob, I would just drop your entire team except maybe Josh Johnson and Prince Fielder cuz you get to pick 3 guys before anyone else who keeps 5.
imma keep volquez, johnson, uggla, fielder, mccann
unless you give me carlos gonzalez
I am willing to trade some of my players for draft picks. Get at me if you need some keepers.
imo.
I’m just keeping heyward. EVERYONE ELSE IS GONESKI.
Maybe Morneau? God I am so bad at Fantasy Baseball.
if you drop morneau let me know i’ll take him. i have a horrible team too
my only good player was kornerko which i picked up randomly after fugitive dropped him
Hold on, I’m still recovering from my attempted suicide after I screwed myself out of the championship.
I tried to overdose on sleeping pills but it turns out they were just breath mints and now I just have a bad stomache ache.
everyone on my team is available except carlos gonzalez for other keepers or draft picks.
Congrats for winning, but really you noticed how the MLB thread is only on page 60 by playoff time?
Yea no one cares about Baseball…
Too bad I don’t care because I AM TOO BUSY WINNING. A feeling that you will never experience, in real life or in fantasy. Suck it.
imo.
I’m sure I’ve had more “winning” moments than you in real life.
I’m also sure you have more winning moments online, because when you troll me it’s consider a win for you. Sad…
Probably not.
imo.