No he’ll get it cause the rays main objective today is to piss me off
Now the Mariners decide to start hitting. Here’s hoping the bullpen doesn’t blow it in the bottom of the 9th.
In good news we
UP BAYBEE!
In bad news Lothar as
Aaarrradasdasdasdma. ahsuodhasuodhuoashduoahuo FUCK!
I’m destroying Lothar with the batting 5-0. He is destroying me with the pitching 0-5.
So lets go AAARDSY! Lothar can have this save.
Lol CC SORRY!!! HAHA!
M’s game announcer say those Yank’s run jinx him cause he got cold… Same excuse every time? 
I like how Heyward likes to chase every single fucking pitch. He’s a free strikeout for any pitcher who has a sub-par outside fastball and slider. Where is this patience at the plate everyone is saying he possesses?
Prediction: .250 BA, 20 HR, leads the Braves in K’s lol. MY GIANTS 4-0 BABY.
So basically he is a young Ryan Howard? Or a young Griff? He is young. I wouldn’t be too worried.
DEFENSE BAYBBEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Lothar just got saved by GutIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Pitching scouts figured out that he gets longballs for absolutely fucking free on the inside pitches. So now they’re throwing outside and it’s working so far. It’s one of those things he’ll have to adjust to. Major League pitching is pretty hard to get used to especially when you’re a 20-year-old rookie. He’ll learn. (I hope.)
I’m more worried about Chipper Jones’ injury.
Did FraGu rob a home run?
Regardless, I like this year’s Mariners. If they win there is a 99% chance it ended up with an Aardsma save, and if they lose then I get to troll this thread. Win-win.
Jason Heyward aka this year’s Jay Bruce.
imo.
It was seeming like the Sox were just going to hand the game over to Greinke when they started Mike Lowell, Jeremy Hermida and Jason Varitek. But somehow, they’ve been getting lolhomers all over the place.
So who put the stuff in Vernon Wells’ drink this spring? Is it too soon to drop Andrew McCutchen for him?
^_-;
You can troll the Sounders. Fuckers allowed a goal in stoppage time to end with a draw. Ruined my hopes for a 2-for-2 day for Seattle.
Yeah, Jason Heyward is looking more and more like a bust every game.
The home run he just hit to tie up the game against the Gnats only went into the first row of the seats instead of, like, the 15th row.
WHO THE FUCK IS RANDY CHOATE?
YANKEES SON! HATERS BE JEALOUS!
/caps lock
EDIT: holy crap that fucking stadium, ughhhhhh. 
ASTROS HAVE A CHANCE TO TAKE A LEAD :’)
edit: NO DOUBLE PLAY
edit2: FUCK POP UP!!!
What? Are you sererererereriouuuuus? DAT SUM BULL!
Forget Vernon Wells, Alex Gonzalez is going to be the 2010 AL MVP.
I guess if Snell is going to lose this game he’s going to get as much a head start as possible.
lol, 9 innings no walks CG.
YEAH.
the only team that is worse than seattle is houston
It’s early… don’t worry. 
SHUT UP !!!
:’(
I rather know that we are a failure all season long with no true chance of going to post season then being a blind Seattle fan with half way thought have a chance to go, only to realize it is Seattle and they are going to screw it up some how.