Since you guys are being assholes:
1.03 Albert Pujols.
3rd pick should orgasm if he drops to here.
imo.
good late pick for a catcher if your not playing with baseball nuts is matt weiters. has the potential for a monster year.
1.04 Chase Utley
23 Stolen Bases in 23 attempts. He is a perfect thief.
2 man drafts rool.
1.05 Ryan Braun.
He will put up numbers similar to A-Rod except at a deeper position. Safest OF you can draft and still has some upside.
imo.
other good 3B Man - Ian Stewart, Chipper Jones
1.06 Matt Kemp
Ryan Braun’s brother from another mother. As long as Torre stops having him hit eighth in the lineup he’ll put up the big numbers. 100/100 and 30/30.
Stewart hit something like .290 in the minors so he’s not necessarily an all-or-nothing type of hitter. If he can hit like .260 or .270 while keeping the power he could have a big year.
Chipper Jones is old but he probably has some good seasons left in him. Great hitters like him can seemingly play forever.
CLint:
Can you transfer sigley’s last pick to me? We forget to even out the number of draft picks being traded when we made our trade so now he has 20 picks and I have 18.
imo.
sorry bro, trade with the sig expect to get burned
have fun with your 18 dudes
Fix’d.
imo.
i went to do it but someone else already did
i got to the casinos at 7am to get a seat for march madness and i can’t find a place to sit even though i’m betting mid 5 figures this weekend
and people who bet $100 game took all the seats 
Thanks for the attempt brah, also thanks CLint for being the magical baseball LM in the sky.
Tell the casino managers to kick those cheapskate fucks out of there. Also, who do you have in the Final 4?
imo.
no idea i never filled out a bracket
my laptop and model says baylor, kansas, west virginia, syracuse
Yo how they going to suspend my nigga cliff lee for pre season shit? Yo c’mon MLB stop being a bunch of little mark ass bitches!
Spite forever. And crazy team could have actually done really well this year. Phillies forever!
phillies not even winning the NL East though
tomahawk niggas coming back strong this year
I wouldn’t doubt it. They have that black guy who can hit and that white guy who can pitch. I predict 300 HRs for Chase Utley this year alone.
Didn’t that book come out like five years ago…?
It was very good though, cool that they are making a baseball nerd movie after all, now that the Moneyball movie is dead.
Holy shit, Joe Mauer signed an extension.
That is a huge, huge, huge contract.
Although if there was a guy worth locking up for that much money it’d be Mauer.
Now it gets interesting when the Cardinals have to resign Pujols in two years.