O.J Simpson has been granted parole - he'll be out by October (at the earliest)

axeman61 · July 21, 2017, 12:47am

O.J. Simpson was just granted parole and he’ll be released from prison as early as October.

The NFL Hall of Famer learned his fate Thursday after Nevada’s Board of Parole Commissioners deliberated for a half hour and made the determination. The earliest O.J. can be released from Lovelock Correctional Center is October 1.

The panel included the chairman and 3 commissioners. The board brought up O.J.'s 1995 acquittal, but only to say it did NOT factor into their decision.

No one testified against O.J. at the hearing … and Bruce Fromong, one of the victims in the armed robbery, testified supporting O.J.'s release. O.J. said Bruce has already accepted his apology.

O.J. has served 9 years of a maximum 33-year prison sentence after he was convicted of armed robbery in 2008. You’ll recall he was attempting to retrieve some of his memorabilia in Las Vegas but said he had no clue the crew he was rolling with was armed.

The 70-year-old apologized for the role he played in the robbery. He said he offered no excuses during his 9-year stay behind bars and would have no problem with any parole conditions imposed on him.

In 1995, O.J. was acquitted of murder charges in the killing of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, in the so-called “Trial of the Century.”

I know it’s wrong, but I’m happy to see how he fucks it up this time.

Iduno · July 21, 2017, 12:49am

Time for his next book.

“[background colour]If[/background colour] I knew the crew I was rolling with in Vegas was armed.”

po_pimpus · July 21, 2017, 12:55am

AW SHIT!

THE JUICE IS LOOSE.

Dangerous_J · July 21, 2017, 12:59am

Too bad Leslie Neilsen passed away otherwise we could get Naked Gun 44 and a 1/4th.

Missing_Person · July 21, 2017, 1:04am

Chester Bennington and now this?!

Let me guess, next we’re going to find out Trump is building a wall around Canada just to further set me off.

Captain_Ryu · July 21, 2017, 1:07am

Chester knew that only the sacrifice of a white man could set a black man free.

po_pimpus · July 21, 2017, 1:20am

Bruh leave the comedy to others. It’s obviously not in your wheelhouse.

Missing_Person · July 21, 2017, 1:35am

So nice to know bitches like you can live your life without learning the definition of empathy.

NickRocks · July 21, 2017, 2:57am

score one for the good guys

Spirit_Juice · July 21, 2017, 3:23am

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Hide yo wife’s Jewish friend.

nikeSBstunna89 · July 21, 2017, 3:39am

White people are triggered

Bious · July 21, 2017, 4:01am

@“Missing Person” Were you in the audience?

Kinniku_Buster · July 21, 2017, 4:18am

@Pertho

Pertho · July 21, 2017, 4:36am

As long as he isn’t fucking up the the Chester thread for other people, I don’t care. He can be a shitty human being all he wants and all of GD is free to push his guts in verbally.

Don’t fuck up the places where people are mourning.

BullDancer · July 21, 2017, 5:51am

The motherfucking Juice needs to make this thing happen. Pure legend.

EDIT: Wait Leslie died? Nvrmind fuck OJ but he’s still the GOAT

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · July 21, 2017, 7:43am

I’m not American

I’m O J!!

/by Cuba Gooding Jr.

DGod205 · July 21, 2017, 9:05am

You know what they say:
"Bad times don’t last, but bad guys do."
That’s OJ in a nutshell.
Also, he needs to play this as he leaves prison:

angelpalm · July 21, 2017, 10:30am

Rip Dave Chappelle

NickRocks · July 21, 2017, 4:37pm

laughed way too hard at this

axeman61 · July 21, 2017, 4:38pm

And Jay-Z.