Neesa Birthday Thread - Hatred In The Lounge, Love In Here

holy shit this thread is still alive?? :lol:
Since Valentines day is coming up, i challenge niggas here to come up with original love poem for our goddess. @neesa can judge come v day. Two weeks should be enough to come up with some bullshiet.
Are u thirsty enough brah?

I’m okay with this.

lets see that bday suit tho

See my avatar.

Jack Frost wanting to be the 1st to lose.

Taking his L immediately.

Happy birthday snitch, if Hax kills himself its on you, you know this right? Right now the poor dude is bouncing off the walls unable to get a multi gif multi chain post going off in the lounge.

Give me two hours.

:tup:

Who will be Neesa’s Valentine? Some competition will be out so…is it ANYONE’S game?

My poem is going to being like this:

Yeah, that’s a good start…

:tup:

another warrior lost to the sands of time… Neesa’s army grows weaker by months

Yep, coming along nicely. Will probably send it back to the writing team for another couple of revisions.
I just hope onee-sama notices (and loads up on fiber).

Sovi3t is red.
Water is blue.
Niggas dehydrating.
Thirsting for you.

I propose we change the challenge. Poetry aint my thing.

see me on the court (half court that is…I aint got energy like that these days yknow) , on a 9ft goal instead of standard regulation (so I can dunk on you)

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Messages from the can. They won’t let me out but the postmaster is gonna send this one out, guaranteed.

IE: other threads? They can be about Neesa’s Birthday too. Anyone else wish you Happy Bday from Jail? Fix up a terrible thread with their rowdy zoo animal horseplay by saying Happy Bday to change the subject which was very necessary?!

THOUGHT NOT

Stand aside mortals, I have arrived; my fair and benevolent empress @Neesa; my poem or should I say invitation for you on this month of Love and passion is as follows

Please press play and read the following

Our fair king Sov was dismantled but I will continue his dream
to hold among st the heavens for the plentiful Mega Milk
If I thought for just one moment that this would be my last breath,
when I first gazed upon you I knew you be the best
I adore for more than just your breast
I’d tell you I’ll love you forever, even beyond death.
If I thought for just one moment that your face would be the last I’d see,
while your playing your online RPG’s oh so gracefully
Had we met upon the moonlight and stare upon the sea
I’d take a million pictures and save them just for me.
Our song of love is pure and fair
When you post your favorite songs or job up the stairs
All hurt the music can repair
As heaven comes to us on earth
The Cosmic stars twinkle for our rehearse
And makes us one in our rebirth
I ran in blessed drizzle,
To reach your chambers would be the shizzle
I walked across the silver desserts.
and swam through the golden seas
I dived under the burning sun gleams, and
I passed thousand of seas;…
now will you be my valentine
because simply Tomorrow is Mine!

Boy, this is tearing our organization apart.
There is a pretty strong divide between the “sit” and “squat” camps.

Sit on my face/
and let out your poo
Definitely has a stronger air of intimacy and comfort. Really, who is this about? Us? Or Neesa? It is more of an allusion to her “your face is my throne” series of videos she released back in august 2015.
But
Squat of my face/
and let your your poo
Is the much more raw and guttural verse. There is just something about the word “squat” that really encapsulates the rushing of hot solids into your mouth.

Sit on my face sounds better.

I yield before ye, lorde of thirsteth.

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I see u @“Shadow Ace” .

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~Fair Maiden @Neesa , a moment of your time please.

First off, listen to this song to set the mood and all that jazz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKBgolojkhU

Read on.

Spoiler

=Star-gazing romantics=

O’ beautiful goddess of my desire
You conspire my heart and soul to such a blissful transpire
How many ways can I express my feelings to thee
Let it be known all over! My undying love of decree!

Ever notice sometimes in the middle of the night
Something is missing in your life
As if the sparkle of your star has lost its luminous light
That’s how I was before I met you; lost and full of strife
Seeing you the first time ignited my spirit and made me realize a new purpose in life

Your beauty is such that whenever you are around
I can’t seem to focus as if my very heart is in a ruckus
You’re my angel that brings heavenly serenity from the sky down to the ground
Turning my desolate,sorrowful world into ethereal Eden; innocuous yet wondrous

I’m willing to catch all the falling stars tonight
To extend your presence with me indefinitely but very much so intentionally
Your smile can brighten the saddest twilight into a romantic moonlight
If you only realize how much I need you. Maybe never,perhaps eventually
That hopeful day we become One, I promise you nothing but faith and integrity

Rest assure I’m no king nor Casanova
Just a mere star-gazing dreamer with a sacred mission
I have neither wealth to provide nor fame to boast far and wide
Just these simple,truthful poems to share with your permission
Hearing you whisper my name is enough to strengthen my fragile,yet dedicated pride
Perhaps it’s written in the stars for us to be together with Destiny as our guide

But alas’ my fair princess, I must bid farewell for now
Until tomorrow and after; do count on this vow
Thy must be weary of my ramblings and antic
Just remember i’m yours forever; this hopeful,yet hopeless romantic

=end=

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It doesn’t have to be a poem; its whatever skill you have to show that Thirst. :rofl: