Neesa Birthday Thread - Hatred In The Lounge, Love In Here

@NinetiesArcade in the name of fair Neesa I dub thee, Ser Thirstalot!

yo word these niggas actually went and wrote some long ass poems…

http://i.imgur.com/w5YjiQm.gif

I can’t compete with this

fuck rap. kick
a spoken word
spit a
haiku

blade & soul player online
finding good rare loot
Neesa SRK member

looking up the rules. 5 / 7 / 5 Damn! that’s what I started with too before changing it and adding more. Or I had 5/3/5

blade & soul player
finding good rare loot online
Neesa SRK

:bee:

finally a worthy opponent, we shall see if you are worthy of her hand; a true contest of champions

@“NinetiesArcade”

VS.

@“Shadow Ace”

Anime Zoro, ddaaaaaannnnnggg, what a blast from the past.

No wonder @Neesa isn’t responding to these dehydrated poems.

It isn’t even V-day yet plebs.

Don’t worry @Neesa come next sunday I will provide the memory bleach you need to forget these thirsty ass niggas even attempted to swoon you with these half ass cornball poems.

Shadow Ace must be real confident in his Thirst Fu giving his opponent a sword and all :rofl:

Ol’ thirstbender nigga.

Yeh; it’s not Valentine’s Day, but… Thanks for the heads up so I can have them to judge in advance.

Here’s my poem [For best results fellas, write this poem on an embroidered napkin and have the girl of your dreams read it aloud]:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Spoiler

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CajMXaYUYAAoNP4.png

perhaps the winner could receive some art of you or as the common folk call it “pic”, ugh… such a low some phrase as I prefer the term art. Of course I do not mean a graphic fashion just something to gaze upon,

I hoped that we’d never reach the page where thirst evolves into creepiness. But…

http://i.imgur.com/VSanMxh.jpg

your an awful wing wo/man

You’re 18 pages too late, nigga.

This chocolate covered cake is ruined. Came out all funny and now it looks like a heart instead of a butt.
What a waste of metamucil.

_

You’re going to love mine most of all.

Neesa were you the one all the little boys gave valentine’s to in school? serious question

A painful past full of being too beautiful for anybody

NEESACISSTIC

https://i.imgur.com/4I9tMHH.jpg

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME : D -Neesa grade schoolio~

https://i.imgur.com/clVOEEV.jpg

YOU MADE FUN OF ME IN SCHOOL, NOW LOOK AT ME AND LOOK AT YOU

Jenny Jones 3 hour special. :cool: :cowboy: lol we have a cowboy? who’s blushing. & colon capital d was some dumshet, now it ruined the exact spacing

Don’t get too crazy, Dear Nessa. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

People who use that face are the most scrub.

Need some rules for these new people.

At least say HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE

I have a list of who never has and they know who they are.