Shut up Nick. I got wrote out of the story by the guy running the tournament.
Inb4 Shadow advances via cattle prod assist.
Despite all that, let’s not forget to be thankful for Neesa and her continued participation in her never ending birthday celebration.
I dunno man… Josh’s pics and drunk texts were pretty good… 
Yes glory be to neesa for this tournament
What a coincidence that her birthday is on thanksgiving cake AND turkey lucky girl
Yo, what’d I miss?
Day 10 http://challonge.com/Neesa @Neesa
Joshkaz vs. Sov - after several days of waiting for the empress to embrace us with her appearance she has made her choice; she has selected Josh, Josh sent the empress nudes and texts; the ultimate bargaining chip had been made. The nudes pleased the empress but a bigger question remained where nudes traded as well? and If so Shadow would gladly give up his spot for said nudes. Sov was heartbroken and confused; a puzzled look remained on his face. Josh has advanced to grand finals; there the final battle of the King of Thirst 2015 would conclude. It all comes down to this. The Final Battle would soon commence and after many days of different battles there would be one champion; The Dehydrated one would soon be crowned
Gamerguy vs. Shadow - despite his efforts, Shadow had forfeited the match before it began; this was unlike shadow as he has proved his passion for the empress countless times by why did shadow give up to WTF Gamer? “Join us Shadow, together nothing would be in our way; Neesa would be ours, Resist and you shall parish.” WTF Gamer explained. “I submit” - Shadow says; " A wise choice Shadow, become apart of us" WTF Gamer then Absorbed shadow, with his power WTF Gamer would be nearly unstoppable. WTF Gamer advanced to Loser’s finals against sov
WTF Gamer vs. Sov- Sov had another shot at redemption, at revenge, at retribution, if he could get past the Living virus know as WTF Shadow Gamer; it absorbed two warriors and was a strong a ever. Sov was not scared; he wouldn’t give up, he would not quit, until he received the grand prize. A private cam show that he heard rumors about from the townsfolk as the grand prize; Josh was a strong competitor but his thirst was nothing compared Sov. Sov could sense something was wrong; WTF’s movement became erratic and unstable, he began running around the arena and quoting random internet memes. Sov then performed a punch on wtf but wtf barely flinched; WTF still was doing random dancing and quoting. It was as if he was infected. “man I’m thirsty, thirsty? THATS IT” Sov said, "Sov grabbed a bucket a water and threw it on WTF shadow gamer causing him to sizzle and crack. WTF then grabbed SOV and exploded with sov caught in the blast, WTF then divided into three different people; WTF-Akuma-HAX, Gamerguy, and ShadowAce all both tired and exhausted but that blast also took out sov.
@Neesa must decide the winner of WTF Shadow gamer and Sov
You’re God damned right I won.
it took rule changes to knock me down to losers brackets. See you again soon.
ps - I haven’t even unleashed my secret weapon yet
chicken wings?
…possibly a part of it…
I’ll do a coin toss; Sov and Gamer PM me either heads or tails.
whaaaaaaaa?
They lettin me get a tv in my cell so i can catch the tournament finals
Day 11http://challonge.com/Neesa @Neesa SoVi3t vs. JoshKaz Part 1THE GRAND FINALS, opening ceremonies Olympic style songs into by aha and flynt flossy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcGDaLy4Zw
This was it, The coup de grace , the final showdown; Shadow using the last of his energy ended the computer virus WTF HAX and saving Gamerguy, Gamer finally awoke “where the fuck am I? YAWNS, how did I get here?” Shadow explained “you got thirst place” “what?” gamer said looking around confused. Shadow explained the whole scenario to gamer; gamer still lost as to what the hell was going on; “its all up to Sov now”
“Sov you are a great warrior, your alliance to the brotherhood of thirst is unquenchably the best ive seen thus far, but ahead lies your final challenge. Defeat Joshkaz and earn your legacy; use the element that brings life” Shadow states, after speaking with sov shadow then vanishes, Sov knew that this would not be free; maybe it was time for him to deploy his secret weapon.
My secret weapon is my own incoming birthday. No way Neesa could be cold blooded enough to vote against me on my own day of birthing.
All Birthdays are nothing compared to her’s.
A NEW CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWNED, HERE IS YOUR EMBLEM. THE KING OF THIRST 2015 IS SOVIET!!!
TO ALL COMPETITIORS, HOLD DAT, BOW TO YOUR NEW KING, MAY HE AND NEESA LIVE IN ETERNAL SPLENDOR
(my job is done, I must go now)
http://i.imgur.com/Dw1viDz.png
https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/88/1.0
Happy 69th thirstday @Neesa
Its finally over… Tho i still think it was rigged… I wonder how much Sov paid shadow for the win.