U missed the part of the writeup where I curb stomped poor Joshkaz.
I clearly bested you you lowly cur.
You opened the door for me, and let me walk in, that’s all you did. Thanks for taking my coat, good sir.
You wanna throw hands irl?
We are practically right next to each other.
All we need is @Neesa to watch over the fight like the Goddess Athene that she is.
I will officiate (and take bets, starting at $20).
:tup:
Yo @neesa I think he wants us to have a good ol fashioned 3some. I thought you told me I was too much man for you though, how you gonna handle this half-man Joshkaz, too?
Neesa never picks anybody
100 years war breaks out.
Day 8 http://challonge.com/Neesa @Neesa
The Empress had yet to decide a winner between josh and sov; perhaps she was torn with emotion, her heart unable to select a winner but perhaps she was in deep thought. The other tournament matches had ran as scheduled in the meantime
**GamerGuy **vs. Regulate - Gamerguy had still been asleep since SWbeta’s charity fundraiser for shatta but him advancing was quite surprising. but something strange was going with him; he actually showed up to his match agaisnt regulate but he had this blank expression on his face; as if he was in a trance or something. there was a message that he said “We will, we cannot be deleted, our OS is OP, puny human” “We?” as the confused regulate states. The match had begun and gamerguy appeared behind regulate, placed his hand on his shoulder and then regulate disappeared. Gamerguy had advanced but was he really gamerguy?
Po vs.Canadian Po clearly did not show any devotion to alliance of Neesa; no thirst, no sweat, no nothing…smh this was simply unacceptable. Canadian at least blew a chunk he got his hug from her where was Po at? cat avatar gambling in smash bros… Canadian advanced with ease
Shadow vs. Canadian - Canadian had rose from the ashes but shadow would soon place him back there, he was enraged and jealous that canadian recieved a hug from the gooddess; her gentle creamy skin against his… SHADOW WAS SALTY AF… He went in…Canadian trying to dodge but it was no use
Gamerguy vs. Purple- The republic rebel vs. the monotone mime man, Gamerguy revealed that he was not gamerguy; we was revealed to be WTF Gamer…the audience was shocked and confused. “We cannot be stopped, your tactics are useless like nickrocks mm’ing daigo in sf4” " The Empress shall be ours, we will then assimilate her and become complete" Purple called upon the U.S Security to stop this hack attempt by WTF Gamer but it was useless; the american security was joke compared to the rechniques of WTF. He made Otacon look like tyrone, Hax would work behind the scenes using his new puppet to do his biding.
I dunno who to pick, holy fuck.
Salt. Actual salt.
Begrudgingly I wish Neesa a happy birthday from the bleachers for the remainder of the tournament.
Tis sad day, you could not insta-body the Canadians. That woulda been a free matchup for you.
Im just glad the scrub who got lucky vs me is out of the tourney
>=]
Happy birthday to neesa btw
You can hold that forever Nick. No rematch in the next life.
That was me yelling mad ignorant shit in the background during your last match >=]
Day 9 http://challonge.com/ @Neesa Thanksgiving Thirst
there is no day off for the thirst, the tournament shall resume as normal; Neesa still could not decide the future; it simply refused to change. If she did not have an answer by day 10; there would be a judgement call made
Shadow vs. Neesa- Knowing what was on the line Shadow did not want to harm the empress; he instead wanted to inaudible audio he began to walk away from the arena when Neesa said “hey Shadow, Papa Johns tastes like shit”
shadow suddenly snapped, he failed to understand how the empress could not agree with fresh vine ripened tomatoes and fresh toppings; hand stretched dough and perfect seasonings. She even dared to say the little caesars surpasses it. Such insolence would not be tolerated against papa johns. Neesa broke Shadows’s grab; but shadow sensed something was wrong; “hey shadow if you win ill give you a kiss” Shadow knew then and there that this could not be the real Neesa, The Empress would never resort to succubus tatics; “Neesa I have for you. if you answer this right I know its” -Shadow said “go ahead” -neesa states; “in LOL of legends patch 5.20, what was updated?” -shadow “thats simple, it was a patch to fix a an armor stack bug” -neesa states, “thats all I needed to hear” -shadow said; shadow then charged at Neesa with neesa throwing energy beams but it was no use
the audience looked on in shock “what did he do that for?” Shadow stood firmly in the arena “Alright Neesa, I know your watching; you can come on out now” Neesa then emerged from her cloak covering her face “well done shadow how did you know?” she states “you gave yourself away when you didn’t mention that bacon wrapped pizza from little Caesars” shadow said. The other competitors were in shock as well; “that was a fake the whole time?” they said.
Hollowblade vs.** Gamerguy** WTF Gamer’s reign would continue agaisnt hollow, hollow had been the underdog for this tournament; for him to make it this far was impressive but WTF’s mindgames were just to strong; he delivered a vicious knee ending the match quickly
This is some Kevin Nash tier booking if I’ve ever seen it.
I feel these matches are rigged! I demand a recount… I dont care if there were no votes!! Count! And count until it sais i win !
me, duh
THIS GUY UNDERSTANDS