I’ve given up on all non alcoholic beverages, for fear of fucking with my legendary amounts of thirst.
Drink all the alcoholic beverages you want, @SoVi3t , it will never be enough to match the thirst I have for the Supreme Goddess of the world, @Neesa
I am her chosen one, the one who will lead the church of @Neesa to become the one true religion. I will bring down all the false idols, and gods, and replace their temples and Statues will ones of @Neesa. Those who do not willingly change will be forced to fight for her amusement. All will be done in her name, all prayers will be spoken to her, all libations will be only for her, all tributes for her. ALL HAIL @Neesa !
Happy birthday Neesa!
Apparently my match with Nick hasn’t played out yet?
If Soviet can give up alcohol to increase his thirst for the tournament, I’m cutting out cute traps on tumblr. You cats are not prepared for the levels of thirst I can sink to.
You crazy man. He aint giving up alcohol, he’s giving up on everything that doesnt have alcohol.
the thirst has caused people to give up their normal activities like a real religion
Crap, I think I forgot my shoes at Neesa’s place.
Then my victory long term is assured. He is dehydrated in body. I am dehydrated in spirit. Still physically capable, but more thirsty than you could imagine.
Neesa’s birthday is so strong, it turns gay guys straight. I mean, it only comes around once. Period.
sorry, I threw them out. They were in my way.
Oh, I think you threw out my shoes by accident…
Profound Sadness.
yeah…threw out…
Neesa stealing 50 billion from the olympics, the weakass winter olympics
Feeds Neesa bowl of grapes
conspires with Bruce Lee
Damn should have called this the Olympics of Thirst. We could have had thirst related events.
That sig about Sean Connery Bond evil lesbians some one has
Over here turning people not only heterosexual but good!
A “Destroyer” with less letters is still a destroyer nonetheless, so its assumed you use that destroying power for evil as a starting point since we’re not going all the way into backstories here with this cursory look in and no moves thrown at all victories.
You should point out who else edited on this page since I already threw shade to the writeupman. Clearly he’s mafia. Hiding info in writeups to help them.
Day 7 Special http://challonge.com/Neesa @Neesa
The 7th day of the tournament had about to begin and a new champion was soon to be crowned; the much anticipated Winners final was to be a 3 out of 5 matches with the Empress officiating over the match. Many spectators gathered to witness this historic match. Soviet aka The Canadian Crusher aka the Maple Monster aka the Wing Warden vs. Joshkaz aka The Fractured but Whole, aka the Dastardly Drunk aka Pretty Fly for a Bi-Guy.
Both Warriors entered the ring starring each other down; sov exclaimed “my eyes are up here stop looking at my bulge” Josh said “what bulge? that’s your gut I am trying to figure out how you got into that armor” sov then stated “Neesa is mine, you are wasting your time here, if you leave now I won’t tell anyone you eat ass” Josh then said “the only thing that eats ass is the Toronto Maple Leafs” Sov then immediately began charging his thirst to full power then charged at Josh with a furious barrage of punches Josh blocking and countering sov’s rush. yadda yadda dbz, naruto, one piece, one punch man, anime cliche fight yadda yadda (flash forward to da end) bot h fighters were tired, exhausted, bloodied, and battered. Each threw one last hay maker connecting to each others jaw, that last hit knocked both fighters out of their thirst mode as they both collasped to the ground. The audience was stunned and looking on in silence as a winner could not be determined. The Empress stood up out of her chair and the officials turned to her, “my liege you must select a winner” Neesa looked at both passed out of fighters and then said " The winner by decision is…"
@Neesa you must select the winner of Josh and Sov
WTF vs. Shadow(?) - Shadow knew that WTF was a damn computer virus, and as such he did not download the free anti virus software that was being offered by nortop before the match. WTF trying every which way to infect Shadow from within but shadow was too wise to fall for the ol “download this and your computer will run faster” trick. he simply system restored and in turn the virus had been deleted giving Shadow the win… this was the end of WTF’s run…or was it?
Manx vs.** Purple** - it was the passion for Freedom vs, the passion for Feet, Manx proved formidable and more determined as he spoke with Neesa beforehand, Neesa gave manx a bit of incentive “If you win ill give you a pair of my socks” Manx did not agree to these terms; he knew that the sacred toes were out of his grasp for him, his thirst for feet were strong; but they were not strong enough for Neesa’s feet. America has won again
**Regulate **vs. Odin - Another Canadian enters the ring, he wins…
Canadian vs. Nick - Canadian proved his thirst to the elder gods (Epidemic, Elder God, Ronin) and thus earned their favor to advance him further; Nick could have possibly earned 8th place once the results were tallyed up; if not it would be given to him
Damn it! I thought I could rise up from loosers, Justin style. :sad:
Mafia rules and results, I was Mafia once?
Neesa was She Hulk wearing a Medical scrub-- Nurse’s Outfit.
Previously on
Neesa Bathwater Z, she sulks. SheSULK SMASH
Manx vs any nigga wanna step to this, chalice where the rumor was maybe she dipped her pinky toe in the liquid inside. Lord Stanley rolling over in his grave.
Man thats bullshit run that back ft10 :mad: :mad: :mad:
throws MAS stick covered in NEESA stickers