Bite me faggot, im on my shit phone that wont copy paste right, tryin to do this at work on the downlow. Not all of us get to sit on our asses and do nothing work. Also the first time ive fucked that up so step off. 
Thanks for doing it right by the way, couldnt tell on my stupid phone if it worked right or not lol. Half the pictures i see posted on SRK show up as broken so i can never tell if it works right when i do it from my phone lol. Have to fix it when i get home -.-
We should go mafia rules…when you edit a post, you get kicked the fuck out.
Why? So you can see all my fuckin typos and random periods cuz i have a fat thumb?
Day 5 http://challonge.com/Neesa @Neesa
Five days have passed since the beginning of the battle royale, there have been many useful innovations and tactics used to dispatch opponents so the competition would get stiffer as time rolled on; knowing what’s on the line; the losers bracket was willing to put everything on the line in hopes of not being removed from the event. Who was more devoted, more hungry? more… “Thirstier” The fest ivies were about to begin
Hatred vs. Purple Both competitors had been m.i.a since the start of the tournament ; neither warrior had appeared but a Valdosta carry pigeon had delivered a note to the tournament officials from Purple. The note simply said “Preparing for Trump” no one knew what the mysterious note meant but only Purple. The officials decided to advance him due to him at least sending a note
Regulate vs. DarkGeneral - Regulate had finally read the rules and thus came to fight armored ready but once again a competitor did not show for battle; this resulted in Dark generals disqualification. General was clearly quenched as he was spotted with several other maidens during the entire; how uncouth.
BBQ vs.** Infernoman** - BBQ cooked a bountiful plate of sauce drenched pork and used it to bribe the judges before the match but he was disqualified because the judges were vegetarians; Infernoman has advanced further when interviewed about his match a question was asked why his name is infernoman; his response was simply “I work at Disney world, being forced to smile and listen to same songs over and over; its hell” all was understood
both nickrocks and gamergeezer agreed to delay their match so they could better prepare so another winners match was ran in their place
Josh vs Neesa -Neesa, looking as voluptuous as ever, was disappointed in the opponents she had faced so far but she knew that she had to be her guard because now things were going to get sticky…err tricky and as so the powerful Josh entered the field; but Neesa ordered an inspection of every warriors cabins because it appears her “armor” was missing. Josh drinking some soapy water just stood there are smiled. The Empress had to withdraw from the match until she could locate her missing items.
Neesa clothes falling off fanfics (pantyraid modifier)
She loses, you win?
@“Shadow Ace” @“Shitty Ass” whatever you call yourself when you’re not a Matriarch penile worshipping BLASPHEMER instead of a worthy devotee to the one and only cause of the Thirsty Churchy of Neesa…y!!! :
really man fuck you, don’t call it a coincidence you forgot to mention my epic legendary cromulent levels of thirst and obvious victory twice in a row now.
Neesa don’t let these false prophets deceive you I am the one and only Pope of @Neesa!
Just let me know who you want killed, you can hit me up on the low low. I think I understand of few pronunciations of your angel language, “ebonics.” We can work something out.
KICKED DA FUCK OUT
This isn’t mafia. You haven’t made it blatantly obvious you are mafia yet.
Post edited by Shadow Ace on About 4 hours ago
KICKED DA FUCK OUT
I only won because the Goddess willed it.
I am honored, and blessed that she graced me with her presence. Me, a lowly, serf, a peasant, a downtrodden man, got to see the goddess in all her glory, and beauty.
Why was my match delayed i posted in here o.o
Damn, I legit lost my own tournament? We can close this thread now.
Seems like Neesa would have the means to stop the tournament until you get your Saiyan armor back
but you were a 4 seed
Soviet about to speak to Neesa in
BIONICLE
HACK THE PLANET
Sonicabeed budget
I also tried to get 2 Daft Punk cosplayers to hold BDay Neesa signs but that day 3, can’t keep up with the crowds, those robot DJ’s were moving fast
Day 6 http://challonge.com/Neesa @Neesa
the empress was angry; so much that she wanted to cancel her own tournament, she demanded to know who had the audacity to sneak into her room and take her garments; security has been increased and the remaining tournament competitors were all now prime suspects. Security footage managed to pick up some footage of a potential suspect but the footage is grainy at best
; with security at a all time high the tournament nears its conclusion
Cloud vs. Purple -although purple has still yet to appear in a match he was fighting a good fight on the other side of the map; he claimed that “The Era of Trump” would soon begin and needed a mistress to reign in this new era with him. Neesa was the chosen mistress; together they would spread Trump’s legacy presidential legacy. Cloud clearly wasn’t american enough for her; Purple’s Valdosta carrier pigeon would soon become a proud soaring eagle
Shadow vs. Infernoman - Shadow Ace, having fully recovered from Josh’s poisoning in the earlier has ready to go, having been a former Disney employee as well and enduring countless hours of torture by smiling and trading pins with spoiled brats and grown adults he was ready for what infernoman had to bring. This was free free as in infernoman didn’t show up for free free… he had to report back to Disneyworld to continue working for the mouse
Nick vs. gamergeezer - Nick was this much closer to achieving his dream of reaching his first top 8 legitimately in a tournament, he could taste that 8th place spot. gamergeezer didnt show up and nick was now hungry for victory…for 8th place (lol)
Sov vs. hollow blade - Sov was furious that the empress had lost to the antics of Josh; HE was the thirstiest fighter and was willing to prove this undeniable fact. His wrath would be unflavored, no mercy, no retreat; fueled by maple syrup and free wings Sov unleashed a maelstrom of Canadian injustice upon poor hollowblade; Sov had to face Josh in winners finals but hollowblade was no slouch and wasnt going to be free. He tried but could not keep with Sov’s thirst levels " Josh drinks her bath water out of a puny cup? I have gallons of her bath water in my basement; don’t ask me how I got it "
I got bodied, lol. At least it was to the son of the based one.
no contest at all 
Finally. The only competition I have in this contest is now my opponent. I’ll meet you on the field of battle @SoVi3t
My mankini of power will bring me to ultimate victory!
id be scared Sov… He seems crazy thirsty.