Omg I’m so thirsty and yet how am I able to produce tears from my eyes?
Maybe next year you girls can have a chance.
It’s my bday and I created a thread to contain thirst. You had no chance.
Gonna edit my Sig when I get home. About to buy a TON of booze in celebration.
I didn’t pick anyone. 
Be real Neesa how many times did Josh ask you to shove your foot up his ass?
I’m loving all the angry thirsty mother fuckers moving on to Mattriarch now. Just makes my victory all the more sweeter.
I really don’t get this thread at all.
Also isn’t Matriarch gay?
None. My Barrel of lube ran out awhile ago.
Without my Barrel of lube I refuse to do any ass play.
I wish he asked…
Get out, do not taint this thread you parasite
…how do you not get the thread? It’s my birthday.
Perhaps he is lost, not smart and just again, saying something rude like he is the subject of the thread?
Spoiler
He complained really hard, cried about Neesa thread there in an emoness equality who knows, and said something about gay people in the razor birthday thread he liked better, and yet he says SRK is the worst people on earth in the best people on SRK topic getting all kinds of customer support and sharing source code without the problems between members even after a to the death of thirst tournament, alright done moving on!
so Neesa what kind of outfit do I get when you Bison-brain swap me?
Neesa M.Bisoning > Narcolepsy gamerguy FANFIC this dude writin
oh and whatever < Moe~ Hatoful BFriend VN kakoi!! games uguu~
8 months ago.
Tainting it so hard right now. Gotta love a good taint.
On what page did anyone mention Matrialternate names in here, when its not their BDAY, not their Birthday at all.
and what poster. Are you stalking who said that? ~8 pages later, not exact-no matter.
Ya’ll both confused. Dudes on that: ‘This person is a sexual word I know now’s my chance!’
Lining up only to be turned away again and again. Explaining they are gay. You being gay too isn’t how this works. Does “But I’m gay for you” come next? Or “WE LIKE THE SAME THINGS” SUPER DESPERATION MOVE
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What I wanted to come back here and talk about. Soviet your sig says something about being the best 09er, you should probably take out that low hanging fruit. And poll who really supports which finalist.
I’m about pointing out Joshkaz is so Neesa you guys don’t even know and just plum forgot!
He posts his chest on SRK so much, he’s trying to be the equivalent to Neesa in that respect!
It remains massively eclipsed by the only birthday that matters, Neesa’s.
I debated changing the thread title, but I then realized I could never perform such a dastardly thing to the fair Miss Neesa.
Yeah that says Unofficial
REGARDLESS OF WHO KNOWS THE RULES HERE AND HOW IT WENT DOWN
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Easily move that out for an official title. CONGRATZ to yourself in the thread title already. What.
Do whatever you want. I’m rarely on her nowadays anyway.