More homo points for Aizen. Aizen be all, “Man, let me get some sharinganzzz. I got dese two cheeseburgers… look man, I’ll suck yo’ chakra…”
Sasuke > Aizen? Last time I checked Aizen didn’t listen to crawling in my skin records while whining about weakness, he just steamrolls and mindfucks the shit out of people
sleepyfans translated it as if sasuke is already nearly blind but madara simply warned sasuke:
[by HisshouBuraiKen]
*Madara: I’m taking his eye…
Get yourself back to the hideout, Sasuke…proceed slowly and rest when you get there.
You used your eyes too much…
At some point you need to drop the tough guy act.
…You risk dooming your eyes to eternal darkness.
What do you think you’ll be able to do if you attack the Leaf alone?*
though it’s clear the whole going blind thing is exceptionally forced by the plot right now.
Aizen is just a Sasuke genjutsu.
Nah, Itachi is just Aizen’s shikai.
Sasuke is just one of the moves of Aizens shikai.
Get it right or pay the price.
Thread title is dumb because Sasuke has no pimp game.
Aizen is so pimp that Aizen’s hoes have their own sub-bitches.
Hallibel = Aizen’s hoe. Apache, Mila-Rose, and Sun-Sun = Hallibel’s bitches. Allon = Apache, Mila-Rose, and Sun-Sun’s left arms. Allon = bitch slapped Matsumoto and Momo. Aizen has hoes who have bitches that slap other bitches. He outsourced his pimp work to a hoe who subcontracted that shit to another set of bitches. “I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!”
Sasuke violated the Pimp Code by biting his own bitch. A true pimp wouldn’t bite a bit-up bitch that lesser pimps have already bitten into. A true pimp would charge tricks to bite his bitch and make her stand out on the ninja village street corners when dudes are coming back from battles. “Aw me so hawny. You bite and sucky sucky five dolla, restore chakra long time.”
Stop trolling the naruto thread with this blasphemy.
The defense rests.
I can already see the beginnings of the srk civil war. Whatever happened to Seigetsu and the other guy? Will be interesting to see how Saskue and Madara try to take on Konoha. Then again, that place is in shambles thanks to a Pain bomb.
Stop trolling the thread with this dumb ass title.
lol I like how bleach and naruto troll each other. btw they still both suck.
LOL keep it funky son. Sasuke is a grade A fagg0t. I mean, this dude has mad broads spreading his legs for him…and how many has he tapped? Yea, zero. Think about that for a second. This nigga is passing up ninja pussy. That shit gotta be tight. His only encounter thus far has been with a dude.
Business before pleasure, my good man. Shit’s gotta go down first, THEN you get the women.
Black Jesus’ troll jutsu is strong. We can’t dispel it with common sense.
While there is truth in that, I’m sure Team Hawk has had enough down time for him to spread them Uchiha genes a bit…
Whats funny here, if Sasuke did ‘kill’ Kakashi…Danzou would have officially been Hokage longer, and K-man would become a “minute-kage”…
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Since there is a new thread, figured it’s good to post a link to the last threads statistics as to who was top posters:
Damn I only got 48 posts. Better step my Naurto thread game up. Gonna go write some TenTen puns…
Aw yeah! 15 posts!
Aizen may have shit on lockdown, but, I have to agree that Sasuke has got the pussy under control.
Aizen wouldn’t even need to use hypnosis on Sasuke, he’d just stop his music when he blocks his sword with one finger and cuts Susano’o in half or something. 
Lets see…
The Sauce would have died how many times without plot-no-jutsu?.. 4? 5?..
How many times has Aizen died?.. Zero? … how many times has he actually been hurt? … Zero?..
… umm ok. I think Naruto Manga in general is an Aizen illusion. It’s like a decent looking girl chillin with an ugly heffer to make her look better. Aizen created Naruto and the sauce so his pimpness would be a thing of legend in comparison.