Naruto Thread 9.0 - The Manga is done, son!

Batman can dodge bullets…i dont see how bullets would be much of threat unless its a suppressed sniper rifle.

Try blocking a full-auto machine gun with a fancy knife and get back to me.

I’m sure it wouldn’t be that hard if you had magic eyes that let you see any thing and you could move super fast. Sasuke could just stand there and put lightning in his knife and knock them all away. STOP BEING DUM SON.

How are you still alive? I thought you died years ago.

Magic eyes and lightning knife. Duh.

Yeah…I’m gonna say a gun wouldn’t mean jack shit to these guys, or most of the good ones anyway.

Naruto? If everyone in the world had guns, so would he. Dodge 1000 people unloading clips on you. And before someone says they can shoot him first, this is assuming he lives in a world with guns. Dude would likely TKB out of the gate before you even drew your weapon…so you’d have to find him before you got capped first. Sauce would just sit there with Susanoo wondering what that noise was. Same with Itachi. Pain would launch your shit back at you, Killerbee and any other Jinchuuriki would just have the shroud to block it, etc.

It’s fiction, real weapons that aren’t swords/knives never work the way they’re supposed to. :lol:

Rock Lee would destroy any gun user, let alone if anyone with a gun went after the main characters. I would actually love to see someone with a whole arsenal of guns just go straight up against Madara. Dude would do the Jason Vorhees walk while talking mad shit to you while your unloading clips at him.

Fuck man, they straight up SIDELINED Lee’s ass man.

Yeah, they brought him to the island…never to be seen from again…I guess he’ll get to help against Kisame shrug

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So I was watching X-Men origins last night and I saw Not-Deadpool walk into a room and block millions of bullets with swords. Of course this is fiction-fact though.

That fiction-fact thing ANNOYS me. I’m saying if they were in our time, right meow. Could they do it? No. If they could? Fuck it, nuke 'em.

^Gaara, Sasuke, Kakashi and Madara all have ways to deal with nukes…(see Deidara)

Gaara’s sand shield won’t absorb the radiation. Shit, Deidara just dropped a bomb he didn’t poison the atmosphere with radioactive material that fucking kills for decades.

Kakashi maybe but he has to put the nuke somewhere. Whenever he uses his ability the object actually has to appear somewhere else.

Sasuke used a one-trick pony to avoid dying by Deidara’s hands. He can’t summon the snake anymore since it’s now dead.

Madara is the only one who can just go wherever the hell he wants to.

Gaara would turn to GLASS…in the real world…and the radiation would just end it right there if it was in his real sand…

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have we seen were kakashi’s X-zone sends stuff?

Sasuke could be pretty safe in his susanoo

Gaara, as unreal says, is pretty hosed with a nuke. I don’t think he could put enough sand between him and the nuke unless he pulls an “Iceman 1/4 mile water-port” but with a full size dessert. intercepting a nuke air strike might actually be an option, technically, but if it’s a planted nuke… forget it.

but then if he could and had a radiation suit… he should go up a tier when fighting with “dirty” sand.

Susanoo isn’t a 100% safezone from everything. It has its limits as we saw when it was caught in the acid mist. Yes it was incomplete but I don’t think a full-fledge Susanoo would have faired any better. Same goes for a nuke that can obliterate a city.

Kakashi’s eye technique just causes a rift to remove what’s in the immediate area. Minato pretty much confirmed that anything you remove from a space must be placed somewhere else. I don’t think Minato can hold the blast in his shuriken forever.

well…

  1. As someone pointed out a while ago, when Kakashi X-zoned dude’s arm…he found it later.
  2. Didn’t Danzo blast thru a completed Susan with his wind combo attack?
  3. Kakashi is shaping up more and more to be like the 2nd…maybe that was the 2nd’s problem…low stamina, and ‘spam like 3 attack’ syndrome. "Yeah I can conjour up zombies and shit, and I can teleport mofos around, but I really really like imitating the Super Soaker (pumps arm and hits girl in the head with a blast of water).
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sasukes susanoo doesnt have the most important weapons that made itachis susanoo untouchable. shits not even comparable.

Bruh, you’re trying to take fictional characters with fictional abilities and putting them in a factual environment with factual abilitied. That is why I’m calling this fiction-fact.

In a finctional world you don’t have to explain why shit happens but if you choose to you can make up shit as you go. If kishi wanted to say that Gara’s sand is special because his Chakra manipulates it’s characteristics (such as preventing it from turning into glass with extreme heat) that would be perfectly fine.

In a factual environment, that wouldn’t fly. You can’t make up an explanation for something and suddenly it 's true. But you’re doing exactly that by saying Itachi can retain all of his abilities and exist in the real world.

So what are the rules? Do they keep their abilities? Reflexes? Are they affected by gravity? (Which would either kill or severly cripple half the entire cast.)

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage