Names you just don't trust

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y’know, another good one is “Tara”…those broads are hot. Despite being a fairly common name, I don’t remember seeing an ugly “Tara” before.

Ella, Ruthie/Ruthie Mae or Ruth, and Pearl or Pearla <— these are all very old ladies that go to church on a fairly regular basis. Apparently these have also gone out of style in recent decades, because you never see a younger woman with those names…they’re always the old church lady…probably no younger than at least 70… usually with some kind of decorative, stylish hat she wears specifically for the occasion of Sunday morning church service. This also could just be a “southern thing”, of course.

Howards are usually quite the geek, especially in the middle school and high school years. They were probably getting pushed around and constantly made fun of by Brad.

Perlas are usually big-assed hispanic chicks until they have their first kid and then they’re just big.

Anyone named Paquito, George, Lance, Ashley and those are named after Months.

Oh, and Rusty is a whole 'nother ball game.

You know, my brother’s name is Chad and he’s a nice guy…

But yeah, Cody and Tara. I knew a boy around 5th grade named Cody who was a little bit of a douche, and a mean girl in kindergarden named Tara. But the biggest douche I had to put up with was named Kent, so now I don’t trust that name much.

I don’t trust anyone named Elise. Ex girlfriends name. Nuff said. Speaking of not trusting parents because of what they named their kids, those parents who named their kid Dovahkiin when skyrim came out. I’d put money that he’ll grow up loving to shout at people.

Hugo sounds like a gay stripper (probably because of that Kenny vs Spenny episode)

DTA name that has “De La…”, and guy that has Maria in their name, Angel, Jamie, Courtney, bruv.

Don’t trust people named Biff or Slater. Folks named Biff are guaranteed dbags. Slaters are either really popular guys or really douchey guys or both. It’s a toss up if you meet a person named Slater.

I hate my name. Because it’s so common, I’m bound to think someone is talking to me at least a couple of times a day any time I’m in public.

A few people in this thread hate my name? ok, fine :stuck_out_tongue:

Pfizer.

Haliburton.

Dubyah.

Rothschild.

Never met a decent human being named Chase.

Never met a person named Chase, period.

I seem to like everyone whose name is Mike/ Michael.
People with the initials M. J. always seem to be popular.

lyle suck dicks with cody and jamie.

megan is usually hot. sometimes underage. inb4chrishanson:eek:

Gotlike thread.

I trust no one else named Cory,we’re all aggressive,smarmy,charismatic dickheads.
Not that i have not met some with good quality’s but you have to watch for the bad ones.

Every Liam or Jeorge i have ever met are pretty worthless.
Same with Christy’s and Desiree’s.

I have always been under the impression that Victor is the quintessential bully’s name.

Nah dude built a person then built his person a bitch.
He’s a ok in my book.