My family got sued by a woman named Annie, now every time I meet a person named Annie I want to break their face.
(Which sucks because I know a cute girl named Annie, too.)
Ah yes, that Victor. He’s chill.
To be honest, the actual Victor I’ve known turned out to be a pretty cool, if not high-strung sometimes, guy, despite what naming conventions might say. So maybe Victors are really just misunderstood.
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN
Nah man they will snitch on u.
Capcom.
As I see it.
I met this 16 year old fox named Megan when I was 20. Had it bad for her, but I knew she was too young to date.
…Until she was almost 19. We’re married, 8 years later.
Guys:
Oscar
Hector
Justin (lawl)
Cisco
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
Albert
(oh shit I just noticed something there)
Dantell
Tyrone
Jose
Jesus (just… why)
Angel (I never understood to be honest lol)
Aaron
Girls:
FREAKING CRYSTAL OMG
Megan
Ivory
(insert something) Nesha
Ashley
Kayla
Michelle
Stephanie
Angela
Courtney
Any girl named after a fucking country or place.
Knew an African American girl named Asia, mother of—
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What about Caleb?
he’s a shitty-ass glitcher on mgo. glitch and still lose.
so no I dont trust a caleb.
Every Lori I EVER met was either a single slut (fucked dudes indiscriminately, cumdumpster), or a cheating slut (in a relationship, and slept around indiscriminately…boyfriend/husband always stupidly blamed the other guys). 14 Lori’s so far…even tv Lori’s are the same thing.
Any ghetto black person making up there own name, I hate them. Le’Porsche, like what the fuck does that even mean?
Chelsea.
It’s like… I don’t even know. Every Chelsea I’ve ever known has been a fat chav who thinks they are hot shit, who deceives people and thinks they can get away with anything. It also just seems like a really silly name to give to anyone, and I don’t care much for the football team either.
I know I speak for all of Sweden (well, for all the parts that actually matter, at least) when I say that Glenn is the worst name in existence. Glenns are loud, have obnoxious laughs, rotten sense of humor and poor personal hygiene. Gothenburg, the city with the highest concentration of Glenns, is damaged beyond repair.
Ebenezer
Albert Wesker
Do they usually dress in tuxedos and masks and try to whisk away NickGuy’s evil baby’s (I did that intentionally this time) mom?
naaaw, I only know two Melvins, and both are in death metal bands, and I keep my distance. One of them stabbed his mother over something trivial.
What does being in a death metal band have to do with any of this? lol
Heinrich, never trust anyone named Heinrich.
“Heinrich: hey friend, follow me, don’t worry, it’ll be fun”
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