oh, nothing. Just pointing out how fucked they are. I love death metal, but being in a death metal band, usually means things ain’t 100% right in your head. Stabbing his mother thing, also seems to stand out a little.
Seemed an odd thing to add among the other things you said lol.
I guess I’m not 100% right in the head either XD
Chauncey.
:bluu:
Page 5 of “Names you just don’t trust” and still no mention of Yoshinori Ono?
Looks like you didn’t read all 5 pages.
CTRL+F has failed me!
From now on if someone is named CTRL+F I won’t trust him.
Any girl whos name starts with the Letter “A” or “M” im into 
(assuming they arent like fat or something) Ive just noticed that most the chicks ive been with letters begin with that name.
People I dont trust? Anyone with a ghetto name really lol
Explodinator.
Ted.
Domo Arigato.
Mr. Roboto.
Jeb, in fact most Redneck names.
People named after tools.
People who name tools after people.
Incredibly stereotypical black names parents give kids. Examples: Lashawngra, Lemonjello, Orangejello (All real).
About it.
First page.
Off the type of my head, Jessica. I’ve know to many shady girls named Jessica.
Proof positive: Never trust a Melvin.
@ Skik: There’s a reason they call them Fast Eddie.
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[]Any female who’s named after food or cars. They’re probably a stripper, or will be one.
[]Anyone named Jesus. I don’t think you do your kid any favours there, especially if he turns out to be a criminal.
[]Any name that could rhyme with something gross. e.g. Bart rhymes with fart.
[]Names like Maximillian or being named after your descendant (e.g. Ken Griffey Jr.). Makes the parents sound like pretentious jerks who force their kids to live a life they don’t want.
[]Adebisi.
[]Spanish names like Juan or Horatio. Sounds like they might try to steal your woman.
[]Dick. The only people who have this name these days are either dead or really old.
[]Celebrities who give messed-up names to their kids. Why?
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Most ghetto black names unless the person looks nerdy.
I was looking over mentoring applications and one girl was named LaQuitha and her address stated Oakland so I just tossed her application into the trash.
I worked with/messed around with a chick named Ebony once and she was pretty dark.
“The Porsche” in French OBVIOUSLY! >_>
i hate nguyen which is a common viet last name. seriously i know some guy named nguyen nguyen.
Girls named after a jewel (Crystal, Ruby, Opal, Diamond, Sapphire) usually really big nymphos / has lots of kids
People named after royalty (I actually knew this kid named King and yes it was his real name)
People named after cities (Paris, London, Osaka, Tacoma)
Loan?
Ezra?
Apote?
and how come all the fucking Marks act like 13 year olds trapped in a 25 year olds body
Ya and all Josh’s are fucking lazy