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I’ll never trust the name “Charley”.
Guys with girl names
Ashley - is a unisex name, originally male.
Hunter - not explicitly a surname.
I trust nobody by the name of Vinnie, Eddie or Tony, or George.
I’ve never had a good experience with any chick named Amanda. Whores. The whole lot of 'em.
Never met a chad or phil that wasn’t a douche.
Wade. 'Nuff said.
'Can’t wait til every name in the book is covered in this thread. :rolleyes:
Seriously, you meet one or two people with a common name who did something shitty and now everyone else with that name is not to be trusted? C’mon sons…
It’s doubly funny seeing what some people mention about certain girls’ names like they just got out of a bad relationship with one that they wanna forget.
The main reason I think it’s so silly is because I know 99.9 % of people would not want their daughters to turn to a pornstar/stripper lifestyle, yet for any nice first name you can think to give your daughter, there’s a pornstar out there who’s already soiled it… with her HPV infected vagina. So, unless you come up with some unique name that doesn’t sound completely ghetto or ridiculous (as per several examples in this thread), she’ll be automatically condemned to someone thinking she’s a straight up whore. Good luck with that.
I can’t blame people for disliking shitty sounding names though. If it sounds displeasing to the ear, you probably will avoid situations where to have to say it or hear it that much. That’s why people came up with nicknames though, or simple placeholders like sir, ma’am, man, dude, girl etc.
best name
Spoiler
If I ever have a son, maybe I should just name him Shang Tsung because even if he doesn’t have your trust… he WILL have your souls.
-Edit- Kinda related:
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you sir, win…
Whatever dog. I do my best but some people be trippin too much.
Boris.
It remembers me some guy who wanted to ruin me at work with stupid gossip and another idiot in College.
To make things worse i saw a guy with the same name here nominated as the most dumbest poster 2011, lmao.
Don’t like Tara’s. Every Tara I’ve ever known has been a bitch.
Immediately thought of this.
http://www.thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spidermanrice-e1314221984765.jpg?cb5e28
Don’t take the following seriously…(well not entirely seriously.)
Chads do normally suck a little bit.
Keiths are ok.
Jimmer is a joke.
Stephanies are all artsy-fartsy girls that don’t put out and have big noses.
Nigel is too old.
Murry is hilarious.
I’ve never met a Dan that wasn’t an asshole or total dweeb.
Any letter before J that acts as a indicator of embarrassing of their real names; ie, P.J. C.J D.J and so on.
Phillip I will respect but not Phil.
Joes are regular Joes. Not too bright normally but kinda cool.
You never know what you’re getting with a Jake.
Neils are mostly jerks or 50 plus years old, I would know since I am one. I’ve only met like less than five other Neils, and I was the nicest one.
Autumns are a mixed bag.
Haileys just suck.
Hollys suck.
Brandis are the girl next door that aren’t so pretty when they get older.
Never met a Gino, but they’re probably all either totally badass or skeezers; no inbetweens. Same with Gios/Giovannis.
Adams are normally pretty solid people.
Star Wars killed Luke being a publicly acceptable name, sadly.
I’ve never met a George or Kevin, period.
Stay away from Eds of all kinds.
Don’t fuck with James, he shits his pants or will kill you. Jimmys however are usually legit, strangely enough.
Girls named Alex are fucked in the head.
Marias are way too hot for you, but instead opt for scene kids with no job.
Sarahs are unpredictable in all aspects.
Laurens are too hot for you, but are in general cooler/better than you, so it’s understandable.
Corbys are a dying breed of good ol’ boys from my understanding. Usually get walked all over by their females though.
Joeys are slightly cooler than Joes but usually about the same intelligence.
Don’t trust Karens, Kathryns, etc…anything like Kate.
Emilys are either super cool or the freind of an ex.
Amys are lifes extras, but when they aren’t just extras they are usually bangin’.
Aubreys are just weird. Male and female.
Zekes/Ezekiel are cowboys that can hang sometimes.
Justin is the male Amy, but replace hotness with coolness/intelligence.
Codys are funny dudes, sometimes even good dudes, but not intelligent by any means.
Both girls and boys named Jesse/Jessie aren’t worth your time. But Jessicas are not so bright girls that will keep their virginity until halfway through college. They have no clue how sexy they are, but we’re all glad they didn’t. Until she fucked that 1/2 asian weeaboo Ben. Hate Bens.
Bens suck. Unless it’s that Ben from the woods, he’s got goods and is damn smart sometimes, but has no common sense.
Derins are so close to being cool it isn’t even funny, but nonetheless they will embarress you any time they can.
Same with Johns.
Denny is usually a good guy with some weird tendencies, possibly bisexual.
Shanes are attention grabbers, always. Usually because they deserve it though.
Shawns are the underrated Shanes, or total rednecks.
There are some cool Mikes, but the ones that aren’t suck, and the Mikes that seem cool probably are hiding alot anyway.
Ryans either rule or are total moochers/druggies.
Tims are legit. Timmys are invariably there children that have to work up their way to being entirely legit, but they’re well on there way normally.
You never know a Roberts motive, they are the detectives of suburbia.
Bobs are interchangeable with Bobbies/Robbies.
Lastly and most importantly, if you ever meet a man named Uncle Crunchy with a teenager named Linda who smokes meth. Leave. Get the fuck out. It doesn’t help that there is a dick-shaped fireplace in the back of an asian-eyed whiteboy named Chase’s backyard in the middle of the woods. His coolness is usually measured in the girth of his jewfro.
Run away before they drive you drunk and almost hit a telephone pole.
I mean it.
Damn man the tara I knew was a bitchy cunt who was best friends with my ex, ever since her the name tara was forever spoiled.
^^ ROTFL! 
Awesome. By the way, whats your take on Brian & Ryan’s?
Don’t know that many Brian’s, but there are a fair number of Ryan’s around here and they’re somewhat sketchy types lol.
haha schillinger is kiNg:rofl:
Ryans either rule or are total moochers/druggies.
Brians are cool druggies or hillbillies in my experience.
That pic you posted I lol’d so hard. And your post of names and reasons alongside them I applauded. Well played.
Why thank you. 
Sega
how has no one else said this…Triforce
Someone mentioned Newt, have to agree. Can’t trust a grown man called Newt, just creepy on so many levels