Hey! My name’s Richard… 
Although, everyone calls me Ricky.
People named Mohammed, especially when they’re given that as their first, middle, and last name. I have no problem with people named Jesus, so long as they pronounce it Hey-Zeus!
Richard.
I don’t trust any Walt or Walter. My dad, grampa, and myself all are named Walter. We are all complete assholes.
Tom Brady.
ALBERT WESKER.
My middle name, my Grandfather’s first name.
I never trusted Bo Outlaw.
Now I know not to trust you either. :bluu:
You must hate going to Disney World.
And Wal Mart.
Ashley was a boy’s name until the 1970s, and the name Ash is generally short for it
Ash from Evil Dead is officially named Ashley, and also he’s pretty cool
Jimmy "two-tone"
Stacks chedda, the gwap getta
Johnny Nickle bottoms
Steve Harvey
People who have surnames as first names e.g. Tyler, Hunter, Mackenzie, Bradford, etc. Pretentious rich white people shit.
I had a theory that I started when I was in 6th grade that all guys named Mike were douchebags, and thus far, I think I’ve only had 2 or 3 guys buck that trend out of all the many Mikes I have known.
Chicks with real ghetto sounding names, ESPECIALLY if they turn out to be white.
Most Rachels or Rachaels tend to be skinny and flat-chested.
Never trust a female with a disney princess name…EVER
Ariel, Jasmine, Bell(a).
I’m so psychologically damaged from women with these names its ridiculous…
Also Jeannine…Jeannine’s are ALL whores.
I hate it when women are named Mercedes.
I hate names like Michael. Michelle, Julia/Julie/Jennifer/Jamie.
Ambers are a mixed bag of extremes either extremely nice or extremely douchey.
I hate names like Damonte or Demonte or Donte or Dante, because they always seem like an off brand of my name.
dudes named jamie and jody suck dicks too
everyday of the week and twice on sundays
Judas
Benedict
I knew a tremendous whore with that name…poor friend who was engaged to her as well…