Fuck any woman named after any Disney characters, including that whore jasmin…
I’ve often wondered how names effect a person and their upbringing. As if they’ll be treated/approached slightly different by others depending on how their name sounds, and will thus have subtle effects on their personality early on. Resulting in them being very different people Vs other names.
As such from my experience, dudes with names like Cody, nick, chance, and mike are usually douchebags.
Actually Albert, along with names like lenny, larry, and chuck are a names associated with loser/jackass types at least from my experience.
Every now & then i wonder why Capcom didn’t pick a “manlier” name for him. Heck, 8 times out of 10 when referring to the character, gamers just call him “Wesker”.
Coincidence? I think Not. Albert is a name for jokesters and dumbasses, not insane supervillains.
Haha! Add Celest & Kristy to that list.
tiffanys always take it in the ass
…without lube:coffee:
I have an ex that disagrees with you, and another ex that totally fits this description. :lol:
My name means oppressive dictator. I obviously shouldn’t be trusted. But I also share a name with a hot playboy model, so that kinda makes up for it. :tup:
Off-topic, but that story/the lyrics to that song are written by Shel Silverstein.
Tangetial to the off-topic point: he (Silverstein) also wrote 25 Minutes to Go.
On-topic: I have never met a man named Patrick who is not very douchey, but only if he goes by Patrick. Pats are okay though.
Perhaps I have pre-conceived notions, as a dude named Patrick stole my girlfriend in college. For the record, I stole her back.
People named Geoff. Jeff’s are fine, but Geoff, now that’s an issue
Levi. Every Levi I have met has been a mentally unsound person that you should stay the fuck away from.
I’ve also never met a black chick named Kimberly who wasn’t ridiculously hot.
The only name I trust is “Based God.”
Never trust anybody named Ono
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Oh I forgot one: people named after someone in the Bible - all the ones I’ve met have been a total douche/bitch
That’s cool, I have a severe distrust of gingers, so we’re even.
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Also…not just the “don’t trust” issue…name-profiling is fun:
-Alvin… <-- why is this guy usually fat?
-Belvin, Delvin or Dalvin <–a black guy who is usually fruity and numerous people suspect he’s gay.
-Bertha <–the quintessential “fat girl name”. At least 99% of the time, you know she’s fat, just by hearing the name.
Oddly enough, as common a name as “Jennifer” is… I’ve noticed that most Jennifers tend to be hot or at least very cute.
Anybody with a random ghetto ass name I can’t fuck with
Any girl with the name Amanda is a psycho bitch. I knew three amanda’s in the same apartment complex and all of them never got along but pretend to be friends.
I don’t trust Brians or Tylers. Shady people.