Yep, the ghetto community has stolen the name Mercedes.
Anyone named Butch.
Come on, if a guy’s parents couldn’t come up with a better name than that then I seriously bring his upbringing into question.
At least it’s better than girl with the name. Would be better off naming her Rug Doctor.
I don’t trust anyone with a girl’s name
Girls with boy’s names are more likely to be lesbians
and 10 times out of 10 lesbians are more trustworthy
You’re probably right, but I’ve always disliked those names, and back in grade school I would always wonder why every Abigail I ever met or saw was always an unattractive bigger girl. I don’t know.
I JUST DON’T LIKE THE NAMES, ALRIGHT?
These names seem to be most likely assholes: Brad and Todd. They’re the kind of guys that would be played by William Zabka if life were an old high school or “college hijinks” movie. Brad and Todd are those elites that could get all the hot girls and found amusement in pushing all other guys into a locker as they walked by in the hallway. Brad is the guy that will suddenly stick his foot out to trip you up in class, or sucker punch a 4th grader for no reason at all other than it’s funny. These are the kind of guys that may take a piss out the bathroom window from a few floors up onto another student’s head. It’s an odd thing… I don’t know why a “Brad” is typically an asshole, but it seems to be the case most of the time.
“Thomas” is usually a sap who got pushed around quite often in school…you feel sorry for those guys. He was probably getting beat up by Brad and/or Todd. I think Richards are usually pretty bad as well, but not quite to the level of your average Brad and Todd.
…also, it seems like people with the unfortunate last name of “Massengill” actually happen to be douchebags.
Girls named “Kizzy” make me think of the stereotypical Memphis hoodrat.
girls name kim are whores.
-Guys with a girl’s name i.e Tracy or Ashley - tend to end up being killers
-Girls with a guy’s name i.e Erin, Cody, Frankie - tend to be misandric lesbians
-People of unique spellings of common names i.e Ashley spelled as Ashleigh or Aaron spelled as Aarrone
-Any girl by the name of Brittany - reminds me of my slutty ex
-Girls named after jewels or virginity - ironically unfaithful
-Tom, Brad and Jack - Anyone named this I expect them to be a bully
-Super ghetto ass names, where the uniqueness take a hilarious turn. How the hell are you supposed to take someone seriously with a name spelled La-a and pronounced Ladasha?
My best friends name is Chad, but besides him i expect anyone with that name to be such a douche bro
rachel, rachael. or any other variants
I’ve known a couple of guys named Ashley who were real pricks. Then again, when you have a girls name, I guess your early social life is mostly just insults. Insert “A Boy Named Sue” here.
One of my bosses introduced himself as “Lenny”.
That name instantly makes me think of a sleezy douchebag.
People named Jeeves who aren’t butlers.
I don’t actually know any, but if I did, some shit would be seriously off.
people with names that sound totally different to how you spell it.
my step father mohammed would always try to toughen me up by using nun chucks inches away from me and this one time he came home with an injured crow and put it down my pants. he was a funny dude but i was never able to relax around him. the last time I saw him he groped the girl I was with
Mercedes and Schapelle are classy names on paper but then they grow up into this
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Glenn (thanks to Glenn Beck)
Brock (jock name)
Buzzkillington (do not invite or go to one of his parties)
Call centre workers with a thick Indian accent that say their name is Gary or something common. I’m like, we’ve only just met and you are already lying to me!
Tiffany = whore
Anybody with a name ending in “aden” or “zie” is probably half retarded.
Clayton
Hunter
…Anything white sounding really.
Edit: actually, anything black or Hispanic sounding either…or middle eastern.