Milwaukee: Too grimey for the rest of WI

LMAO…from the Sex Fighter II website:

“Let me put it to you this way, every gamer out there has envisioned Chun-Li getting fucked every which way imaginable at least a thousand times over.”

“And we all secretly hoped that we could unlock a XXX rated game mode within the game that would in turn allow us to feast on Chun-Li’s body as she lay helpless and defeated on the ground. To tear off her dress, revealing her big natural breasts, to have her squeal and giggle as her panties were pulled down and finally to have her cum as Ryu, Ken, Sagat or any number of the playable characters proceeded to give this martial Arts minx a thorough fucking that she would not soon forget.”

AND FINALLY:

“For those of you original Street Fighter II fans out there, let me answer your question ahead of time… yes there is a bonus round.”

What’s going to happen here? Is Ryu going to slap his pud against a Mercedes or something?

Could be worse.

It could be Max Hardcore footage of Mortal Kombat, where the fatalities are donkey punches and the like.

UPDATE ON SHIRTS:

So good news is that I found a printer that does a really nice job for a good price. We’re looking at the price being $10 a shirt or $12 for 2xl or bigger.

It would be cool if you Milwaukee guys could pay Matt for them up front or at least half up front. $5 shouldn’t be tough to get. If you are from anywhere else you can Paypal me, just shoot me a PM.
We’ll also need to now what size you need.

Once the order is placed it should take about a week or so.

If people want to pre order shirts this weekend at Tracks just tell me what size you need and I’ll make a list of who needs what size and mark off that you have paid already.

EDIT: I was looking at Katsuni’s Wikipedia and was not aware of her winning this prestigious award.
2006: AVN Award for Best Anal Sex Scene – Cumshitters (with Manuel Ferrara) What an honor her family must be very proud.

that fat stripper reminds me of the star wars kid

Yeah I really only listen to shit that’s pre 2000 with the exception of the underground stuff out of Chicago. I have to go see that piece of shit on Tuesday cuz she wanted to go to his concert for her b day. Bad enough I have to miss fight night it’s even worse that I’ll be spending the time at a Lil wayne concert.

So I’m assuming I don’t have to paypal ointments if I’m at Tracks tomorrow and I pay Matt
Guess I gotta go to the bank now and get $12 for a 3XL

You can just pay me directly for the shirts. Are you still bringing a setup for 3S?

People we may need a few extra setups/powerstrips/extension cords for casuals and what not. Anything helps. Thanks in advance.

I’ll be there on time with the usual. Just need to make sure I have both power strips on me. Left the extension cord in the car so I’ll have that with me too.

moneymatch??

Good shit Josh.

Dont misinterpret what I said… Jaron is probably gonna beat everyone down, although I probably shouldnt speak for him or hype him up, I’m really confident in him being one of, if not the best 3s player in WI

If you wanna money match him go for it, I personally dont do them, but I’ll play you as much as you want

Man oh man how far we’ve fallen if Jaron is #1 in WI in 3S. Almost makes me want to dust off the stick and PS2 and start hitting up Training Mode again… almost.

You should come out and take 3S than. We have been running your game for the last 2 months now come out and support it. Random Sean player is better than all of you lol.

Then do it and quit talking shit. Ante up and play. I’ve seen Jaron destroy you, when he’s on drugs… Whatever happened to “3s is life, I have the best Ken in WI”?

You don’t even play, and havent for years, yet we’ve been playing this whole time. We’ve only improved, whereas you havent even been playing.

You havent played him in months if not years, how you’re qualified to gauge his level of skill and post this nonsense based on that is beyond me. Bullshit.

GTFO.

EDIT: I dont really give a fuck if anyone thinks this is disrespectful, nor am I trying to start a flame war, but I have no respect for anyone who is going to make statements like this and disrespect us when they dont even play the game

So, if I show up tomorrow and beat you guys, even though I haven’t touched 3S since the winter, what do I get?

Not a damn thing besides bragging rights. I have an idea but I’m not going to put Jaron on blast anymore than I’ve already claimed (which I’m sure he would agree with)
I’m not so bold as to say I’m the best, and the only reason I think Jaron is is because of his consistent level of play and the fact that we play it more than anything else (which afaik we’re the only ones that still do). I’ve seen him beat you consistently in the past and he’s only gotten better. I am no fool to say that a battle is over before it’s truly over… and all I have to go on as far as the rest of WI 3s level is old DBQ BBQ videos. I don’t know the level of 3s play in Milwaukee but last I knew everyone prefers SSF4 or ST.

I’m not the best, Jaron may not be either, but I’ll hold my opinion that I believe he is
Come play tomorrow and prove me wrong. :slight_smile:
Sorry but I dont tolerate bullshit remarks like the one you made, and if you ever want to come out here and play you’re more than welcome to.

$ That should be motivation enough shouldn’t it?

I guess, not really though. I make almost 50k a year, so $10 or whatever won/lost in a MM doesn’t mean that much to me.

BTW, Jerry, Yoga X absolutely kicked my ass. Like, the other exercises I can understand because they’re physically do-able by me, just hurt like hell, whereas Yoga X is just insane with some of those poses you’re supposed to do. My forearms are hella sore too, which I find surprising.