Yeah that’s all stuff Campbell says when he goes nuts at the end of 2. Also you should’ve tried calling Campbell after you get your gear from snake. All he does is repeat mission objectives and tips from MGS1 lol. Also I have no clue what that video with the Asian chick that shows up in the soliton radar is all about. It only shows the whole thing if you don’t answer the codec.
I saw that too. That whole part was just wigging me the fuck out. Lol.
I’m excited to learn the truth behind the original Patriots being dead for 100 years already. Like, what the holy fuck.
Da patriot truth spoilers. Don’t click unless you want to be spoiled hard and fast. Seriously. Click dis after you beat MGS3 and 4.[details=Spoiler]It’s never really said who the 12 named list was. Speculated its the names of the Wisemen Committe aka the Philosophers.[/details]
I must beat 3 with the quickness. I’ve been dripping with anticipation to play through 4 for so long. 
Ugh don’t rush through any MGS game. Take your time and absorb all the greatness that the game has to offer.
Besides, I think you’ll change your tune once you actually start Snake Eater. 
edit: your tumblr page is amazing btw. 
Well he could try speeding through The End fight. See how well that works out for him.
Just change the clock on your console 
Might as well just take the fun out of the game.
Pro tip: Don’t buy anything from the snack bar. Stack up on soda and snacks at 7 Eleven.
Nah but get ready for some cutscenes and flashback prompts. MGS4 is solid though.
Real pro tip: Light spoilers. When you beat the game, make sure you have 2 hours open.
The End is like an elderly rapist with the stamina of a Kenyan distance runner. You can’t hide anywhere, he’ll FIND you, and hold your ass at gunpoint. It’s happened to me a few times…
And when you finally do approach this old bastard, he’ll start taking off like you wouldn’t believe. Jesus this guy is FAST.
Yeah, when you get to the End Fight, make sure you set aside 2 hours as well. I didn’t, almost screwed me. Won at the last possible moment and I did NOT want to do the fight over.
Kill the end at the harbor GGs
Typical that YOU’D skip it.
A 2 hour boss fight…? ._.
It can be. It can also be shorter. It really depends. I just say to have 2 hours open as a just in case clause.
Though with MGS, you should ALWAYS have excess time available just in case. It’s not a series you can play on crunched time (other than maybe Peace Walker).
Ya’ll spoilin the shit for the little stoner.
Meh, the End in the grand scheme of things isn’t that plot relevant. He’ll live.
Every part of MGS is an experience, it’s better when you know NOTHING!
It’s MGS. People can hear everything and still know nothing by the end of it.