I once built a treehouse in the woods so I could invite girls to play with me.
True story.
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True Story.
I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
and by tootsie pop, i mean a girls asshole.
True Story.
My pickup line for chicks is, “hey babe, do you know how big Uranus is?”
True Story.
7 little girls walked into a bar.
True story.
The best thing about banging twenty eight year olds is,
Theres twenty of them
True story.
I once had to goto the hosipital to get stitches in my knee.
That was the last time I had doggy style with a chained up midget on a bed of nails
True story.
my brain hurts, you guys are idiots.
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True story.
we are the magic makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
True story.
the rain dont fall where the sun dont shine.
True story.
Ive made a muslim chick smother herself in hot pork grease to see how she gets out of a jam.
True story
Ive coached little league softball.
true story
I’ve coached little league baseball
True story
Im going for my teaching cert but I skipped all the classes.
True story
One of my summer hobbies is going to the pool and watching beginners swimming lessons
True story
If theres grass on the field play ball, if not play in the mud
true story
I watched Taxi driver for the Jodie Foster scenes
True story
Its only a violent sex crime if you get caught
True story
bacon?!?!?
why did this thread go apeshit?