I currently live with a 13 year old girl.
True story.
We watch movies at the house in the rape basement
True story.
I once removed a tampon from an underaged girl
True story.
wow self incriminating.
Feds cant get me for it
True story.
I hate the cops and white men.
slogan, Im about to buy you premium so that you can post even faster.
Slogan press refresh and enjoy posting ever 40 secs instead of the 150 secs.
Bacon is a slut because she likes to get hot, turned over, and wiped down with napkins.
Bacon is the savior, and religions who forbid the consumption of swine should evaluate how they are leading their lives.
BLT sandwiches are wack, just take out the lettuce and tomatoes and you’re good.
Grilled cheese sandwiches are good but grilled cheese sandwiches with roast beef, ham, and bacon is even better.
If bacon could talk, it would say “Whats cracking”.
I eat enough bacon, that I can shit out a whole pig.
how did I post in the same minute?
I just ate at Chic-Fil-A. I sat next to the playground so I could watch all the little girls play
True Story.
This past weekend at the beach, we had a pig roast. There was bacon
True Story.
I’m simply in awe of your skills…
EDIT: Both of you.
I once used cake icing in a manner other than directed.
True story.
You should see what I can do with a Choco Taco.
True Story.