What are you N-kens bitch:confused:I didn’t know you had to have a high IQ to undestand what i wrote:confused: …jesus…and i don’t want to hear that i’m dumb and the english badly written bullshitbigasian comes to mind cuz i have had straight a’s since fucking elementary school!!!
[23:35] rockman317: all of people in the cvs2 are morons
[23:35] rockman317: specially YOU!!
[23:35] XvSFLegend: lmao
[23:35] XvSFLegend: wtf are u talking about
[23:35] rockman317: none! not even one understood what i wrote
[23:36] XvSFLegend: ok im lost
[23:41] XvSFLegend: What are you N-kens bitchI didn’t know you had to have a high IQ to undestand what i wrote jesus… and i don’t want to hear that i’m dumb bullshit cuz i have had straight a’s since fucking elementary school!!!
[23:41] XvSFLegend: LMAO
[23:41] XvSFLegend: muahahahahaha
[23:42] rockman317: yup
[23:42] rockman317: i told ya
[23:42] rockman317: i can beat anyone there
[23:42] XvSFLegend: jose
[23:42] rockman317: in a fucking research paper or anything…
[23:42] XvSFLegend: no one called u dumb
[23:42] rockman317: like an english class
[23:43] XvSFLegend: no one is nkens bitch
[23:43] XvSFLegend: and u didnt write to jesus
[23:43] rockman317: not a single moron understood what i wrote.
[23:43] XvSFLegend: did jesus reply?
[23:43] rockman317: i have to talk…like i’m talking to little kits
[23:43] rockman317: kids*
[23:43] XvSFLegend: i told u spanglish was FTL
[23:44] rockman317: whatever…or waterever!!
[23:45] XvSFLegend: water ever??
[23:45] *** Auto-response from rockman317: Sleeping zzzzzz!
Good night Mia xoxo
[23:45] XvSFLegend: wtf??
[23:45] XvSFLegend: wow
cockman is too good
Tell you what Jose next c3 how about we play REAL LIFE CvS2 and we’ll see who wins, sound good?
Ok, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and see what happens. Let’s test your English.
Jose, when we say you’re being “random” it’s not that we don’t understand you. I understood what you said perfectly fine and I’m sure others did too, it’s just that what you said came out of NOWHERE. You just said it and didn’t reference anything, which is really random.
The line “My customs will cause an eclipse. And my setups will make the moon and your eyes bleed!!!” makes partial sense because you can read it. But it does not make sense because it is nonsensical and is not coherent with anything. It also doesn’t reference anything that any of us would recognize. We can read it, but it doesn’t mean anything.
When Pat says “my RC choi’s will blot out the sun” he is making a reference to the movie “The 300” and everyone who has seen that movie (most of us here) knows that. When you say “My customs will cause an eclipse” no one knows what the hell you’re talking about, not because we don’t understand you, it’s just that we don’t get why the hell you said it as it’s not associated with anything. If it is actually associated with something, none of us know what it is. We’re not psychic. The point of Pat referencing “The 300” was because it’s current and everyone knows it, and it’s not difficult to make the connection.
With some of the shit you say it’s impossible to make the connection. Remember the “bambo” incident? No one knew what the hell you were talking about because we had no freaking idea what thread you were talking about or who the fuck bambo was. Even when Pat finally realized who you were talking about, he did not understand why you were bringing it up. It was not related to anything that anyone had talked about for a while. We did not see the connection.
The other really random thing is you called N-Ken the “worst player”, and you shouldn’t declare anyone worst at anything unless you’re being ironic or sarcastic and saying it as a joke. It’s not funny unless it’s obviously untrue – the concept of making a joke like that is you imply something that is clearly false, like calling Khang the worst 3S player would have been more amusing because it’s blatantly false, which is called irony (literal definition of irony, actually). This is also why people joke about Sean being a good character, it’s irony because he is obviously not, which is ammusing.
However, if you actually meant to be literal and to say that N-Ken is actually bad, then you’re just being a jerk and you need to shut the fuck up because you’re not exactly the best player around either. And it was “random” because it came out of nowhere, you simply said it without leading into it or referencing anything.
Also, you said yourself you don’t put effort into forum posts, so stop saying your English is good. Your English comprehension may be fine, but you type fucking terribly on forums.
What are you guys talking about, the eclipse line was easy to understand. Pat’s Chois will blot out the sun; Jose’s customs will go even further by blocking the sun higher up the stratospheric chain and by completely negating the sun’s rays on earth. Pat was talking about the 300, but whether Jose was talking about the 300 doesn’t matter because his line referenced Pat’s line, meaning it was on point regardless of where Pat’s line came from.
I also don’t get the problem with the N-Ken line. Jose called him the worst player in ALL GAMES, and if gleaning meaning from context isn’t your thing and you needed any more indication that he was messing around, he added a smiley face at the end.
One time, in high school, I published a half-page article for the Los Angeles Times. And then, still in high school, I was published in three national anthologies. Oh, and also I was later a semifinalist in a national writing competition. Did I mention I go to one of the best law schools in the country where I’m the editor of the campus writing magazine? I can be a better douche than most people.
You realize he said his setups would make the moon bleed right Dave?
I was just wondering, like, what is it that usually causes an eclipse? Is it the moon? I’m pretty sure it is. If customs are causing an eclipse, a funny implied scenario is what happened to the moon. Did the customs take it over or kill it or something? Maybe the customs just made the moon bleed. Who knows, the point is that it’s a potentially amusing scenario that’s clearly implied in his phrasing.
ok for those of u who dont know how to decipher jose talk ill tell u what u need. u need to find yourself a rockmanx4 decoder ring. now the sad news is that they no longer make them. only few were made. actually the only other person i know of that has one besides me is ross. i actually put mine away and im not sure what ross did with his. ill try to find it and decipher his code. just from memory i think that “the moon will bleed” means that “the moon will bleed???” so ummmm … yeah
Even when you summarize and attempt to rationalize it it STILL doesn’t make any sense. If you want to take ho-speak seriously then an eclipse isn’t caused by a moon specifically, it’s any object that briefly completely obstructs the sun from visibility, just happens that the moon is what causes it naturally. If he’s causing an unnatural eclipse then the moon is uninvolved and he pulled that out of his ass, if the moon caused the eclipse then his customs couldn’t have caused it, and I really hate you for making me actually have to type out that ho making the moon bleed is ridiculous, I hate you even more for making the argument that ho makes sense.
jose are u in any related to [media=youtube]P39b7v1wzfg"[/media] cause i swear he says something about the moon and the sun and the stars or some shit.
David, if you call that on-point and thought of a logical debate for it, then you really are good at what you do. I’m not planning on arguing with you about it, I just know Jose has a habit of making statements with no obvious connections to anything, that’s why he has his reputation in the first place.
As for the N-Ken line, yeah it’s the internet, there isn’t much indication. Subtlety gets lost in text-form. Although I do know Jose well enough that he wouldn’t say something like that to be intentionally mean or start shit, however if he was just bullshitting (which he was) then he shouldn’t have a problem with people telling him to shut the fuck up or calling him random, which is a natural response to bullshit. It still came out of left field.
That would be like me suddenly posting that you, David, can’t play any game other than 3S. I would certainly expect anyone who read that line to call me out on it, because it’s not only untrue but also a stupid thing to say even if it were true.
What does that have to do with anything? I’m not competing to be a douche nor was my post an invitation. But naturally I don’t have a problem with it.
I don’t need to be better than you at English or a bigger douche than you to tell Jose that the manner in which he posts is horrible. He already knows it and has stated it before. I don’t expect everyone to post perfectly, but there are levels of horrible. I much prefer “average” or even “bad” than “barely readable”. But my point was that he keeps telling us how good at English he is, and then turns around and puts no effort into his posts. If you’re going to post like shit then don’t bother mentioning how good you are at English.
i completely forgot all about that. holy shit. that was fucking hilarious. i remember being on my knees laughing my ass off. baboo chopsticks somehow remind hose of the milf hunter. wierd. but he kept going off all about milf hunter when were talking about a set of bamboo chopsticks at mark g’s place. u know he(MG) was talking about where he got them. thiailand or some asian country like that and out of nowhere hose starts going off about the milf hunter and how great it is. we all look at one another and i couldnt help but laugh my ass off. as no one else could. holy shit that was another priceless ho moment. if youve ever seen one of hose random outbursts, just imagine that but Aaron.
Ah, that’s right. Good times. 
Sorry about being kind of an asshole last night, that was pretty weird of me. Drunk posting for the lose, I guess. One of my friends I hadn’t hung out with in a while came over and brought some good whiskey, and we all got ripped on it. So yeah, apologies. I’d delete my posts but they’re quoted so it wouldn’t do much good hehe.
In other news, I’d really like to get some CvS2 going this weekend, anyone wanna play?
I don’t think you offended anyone. 
I truncated the quote in my post. I’d like to get tipsy and debate topics with you some time, I have a feeling we could get pretty competitive.
yes u guys should do that. its only a great idea of hose was some kind of moderator trying to figure out what the hell u guys are talking about.
ps. keep the words big and long with many syllables
Come on… Jo’s not that hard to understand. He’s random as shit, but he’s not actually difficult to comprehend. I don’t have Dave’s credentials, but I scored 760 on my SAT verbal back when it was out of 800… :encore:
Jo’s eclipse line isn’t that random… He may not be referencing 300, but he’s clearly referincing God (maybe he should have made the words red).
Jo’s not that bad… except IRL, when he gets frustrated… then I’m pretty lost. Still, for the most part, it’s not that bad.
Bchan is much worse. I have no fucking clue what that kid is talkng about most of the times.
I hear that on BChan. It’s like we speak different languages sometimes.
I aced English and failed miserably at math. Yet, I somehow also managed to ace geometry. If I had to do it over again I would so find a way to cheat. 
And you’re right, you can read what Jose says, but he’s definitely random and a lazy typist. And you hit the nail on the head regarding the frustration thing, the more frustrated he gets the harder it is to understand him – yet he keeps trying. That’s actually why I some times tell him to just “talk to me online, later”.
You have to imagine periods and commas. I can comprehend what he types when I fill in the blanks.
Wow…I get on this morning and all of a sudden everyone’s typing paragraphs. HYPE.
Oh and Xenozip created an eclipse with that beast of a post.
I guess it’s just fun to rag on Rockman. It’s not like I didn’t understand what he was saying. I just thought it was random.