Ok, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and see what happens. Let’s test your English.
Jose, when we say you’re being “random” it’s not that we don’t understand you. I understood what you said perfectly fine and I’m sure others did too, it’s just that what you said came out of NOWHERE. You just said it and didn’t reference anything, which is really random.
The line “My customs will cause an eclipse. And my setups will make the moon and your eyes bleed!!!” makes partial sense because you can read it. But it does not make sense because it is nonsensical and is not coherent with anything. It also doesn’t reference anything that any of us would recognize. We can read it, but it doesn’t mean anything.
When Pat says “my RC choi’s will blot out the sun” he is making a reference to the movie “The 300” and everyone who has seen that movie (most of us here) knows that. When you say “My customs will cause an eclipse” no one knows what the hell you’re talking about, not because we don’t understand you, it’s just that we don’t get why the hell you said it as it’s not associated with anything. If it is actually associated with something, none of us know what it is. We’re not psychic. The point of Pat referencing “The 300” was because it’s current and everyone knows it, and it’s not difficult to make the connection.
With some of the shit you say it’s impossible to make the connection. Remember the “bambo” incident? No one knew what the hell you were talking about because we had no freaking idea what thread you were talking about or who the fuck bambo was. Even when Pat finally realized who you were talking about, he did not understand why you were bringing it up. It was not related to anything that anyone had talked about for a while. We did not see the connection.
The other really random thing is you called N-Ken the “worst player”, and you shouldn’t declare anyone worst at anything unless you’re being ironic or sarcastic and saying it as a joke. It’s not funny unless it’s obviously untrue – the concept of making a joke like that is you imply something that is clearly false, like calling Khang the worst 3S player would have been more amusing because it’s blatantly false, which is called irony (literal definition of irony, actually). This is also why people joke about Sean being a good character, it’s irony because he is obviously not, which is ammusing.
However, if you actually meant to be literal and to say that N-Ken is actually bad, then you’re just being a jerk and you need to shut the fuck up because you’re not exactly the best player around either. And it was “random” because it came out of nowhere, you simply said it without leading into it or referencing anything.
Also, you said yourself you don’t put effort into forum posts, so stop saying your English is good. Your English comprehension may be fine, but you type fucking terribly on forums.
