Marvel Comics presents Fem-Thor

General Discussion
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Let me just set up that salty tear collection apparatus… and done.

Female Thor is now a thing!


Alrighty, y’all can line up with your misogynistic arguments on how this ruins comics or how all dem wimin folks iz all actin liek dey aloud 2 b outta de kichin.

EDIT - Marvel’s own announcement of new Thor: http://marvel.com/news/comics/2014/7/15/22875/marvel_proudly_presents_thor

EDIT 2 - Bucket of tears full. Mounting new bucket.

The only man worthy of fucking a female Thor is Dr. B, and let’s be honest, he already has.

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I just think it’s stupid because there are a ton of bad ass females in Norse Myth they could have pulled from, instead they went the easy route and made Thor a woman cuz the name Thor has pull. It’s just gonna end the same way as it always does when they do this, female readers tune in for 3 issues then stop buying.

3

They should replace the “T” with a “W”

4

Rule34 will be pleased

5

Eh, I’ll take it…as long as relationship drama doesn’t ensue to try to get female readers.

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probably will be a lot of people tweeting and blogging about this but very few actually buying it

but who cares? just another rehash in the same vein of alternate timelines/universes, crossovers, reboots, etc.

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Kudos on the troll bait title, @specs. It’s too bad your usual punching bag got himself banned(again)… This thread would have been 100x funnier.

It will last longer this way though…

On topic, meh… I guess this will keep the Social Justice warriors occupied this week, though.

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Well if Loki can be a woman so can Thor.

(Yes I know the girl is not actually Thor.)

Would drop the hammer in btw.

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I hate when they do this shit. Seriously, just make new characters. I don’t established characters to be other races or some other politically correct crap, just make new awesome ones that just happen to be minorities.

10

Eh… it fits in the realm of someone being worthy of wielding Thor’s hammer.

[details=Spoiler]No, I was not trying to make a dick joke…

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Fingers crossed for a light skinned Captain Murica

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Just another boring alteration to

I was basically going to say this and I find it funny how Aaron in that first article is saying she’s not just female rehash when they’re likely going to market her as such. I also thought there was already a female Thor before.

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Am I reading that wrong? You’re not talking about a Captain Obamarica?

14

If you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of cosplayers, worldwide, peeing their pants with excitement.

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LOL MEN R DICKS I WILL PROVE MY SUPERIORITY.

Jesus Christ, coulda just put it in a comic thread or made the topic without that shit but noooo…

Either way, you’re nuts if you think it’ll stay this way, it’s a cool idea for an arc though.

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Sooo the girls who cosplay Thor at comic con are now canon? Sure why not!

Stay lazy Marvel.

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Female Thor has existed for a loooooong time… You knew that right?

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Who would that be?

I always thought specs was the punching bag. I don’t think he can intellectually out muscle a hamster.

19

Pics w/ boobs please.

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It feels like just yesterday I was embarrassing you on this very forum and you were pissing and moaning about how I thought I was some sort of flame master or some shit. Good times, those.