Seriously, I can’t do it. It would just feel weird for me. But who knows, maybe I should try experimenting? Their might be greener pastures out there with it right? Honestly, I don’t believe I can. As before I definitely would like to watch it however. I just want to see at what Tier List our 35th President and Marilyn were at when it came to doing the crazy dodo.
**Doh!!! **
I have a dream that one day, the presidency of the united states will not be decided by petty, divisive politcs.
Not by their wealth, or their celebrity.
That it will not be decided by soundbites and voter apathy.
But by that president’s genitals, and their ability to vigorously, graphically, and publicly pleasure men and women alike.
Francis Scott Key, eat your heart out.
Marilyn Monroe was GOD back in her prime. I guarantee at least half the world knew who she was and 100% of all men capable of ejaculation wacked their shit to her at least once.
I hear Lee Harvey Oswald makes a surprise Pop Shot appearance.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist…
he just needed a place to store his charleston chew
What a useless thread. What kind of real man brings news about a sex tape about a bunch of famous dead guys who lives millions of years ago that will be sent for auction and not uploaded on the net? Why would real men hand job themselves over news with no video being uploaded, ever? Why would real men care about women being hot when those women were corpses 20-100 years before their birth?
First, you guys get all disgusted about leaving piss stains on toilet seats. Then the opinions of Chris Brown having no right to beat rhianna up regardless if she gave him STD’s, then the fear of not wearing condoms during sex, then the “cute animal photos” threads on srk… now “here’s a sex tape but we’ll just read about it” and wack off to moses old dead bitches?
I’ve never, and will never beat it to that meth slut.
“Oh I’ll, er uh, show you my ‘Peter O’Toole.’”
And yes, Alfred Hitchcock 100% directed it while Vincent Price narrated it. Maybe Price was getting too noisy? Death by lung cancer? Yeah right.
Forget Vincent Price. Boris Karloff or no buy.
When the Audrey Hepburn tape comes out, let me know about it.