HOLY SHIT, I’m not sure if you guys will believe me or not, but a couple days there was a thread on /b/ about it.
Usually I only lurk .b. for the once in a lifetime good threads, but it was so outrageous that I had to post in the gun one. Holy shit, I can’t believe he did it.
You can just tell how much of a global impact this is when /b/ has a thread about it…
haha, I’d pay to watch that dude shoot someone dead with the ass…and then he could learn to control it like a super-power… was it a bullet or a dookie-ball traveling at high velocity? It’s a magical mystery…hahah, a new super-hero running around prison shooting doo-doo bullets… nice.
oh shit, and then it’s extra dangerous because the bullet would be smeared in the shit-juice, so in addition to them being shot, they might also get hit with the Hepatitis! An ass-gun is quite the dangerous weapon indeed.
When people say “blow it out your ass” this guy to it to a new level
It was before the guy did it. He had a greentext story about how he wanted to “make love” with a loaded gun and asked how he could put a loaded gun up his ass safely.
IIRC, his gun was a .22 so if it’s a .22 in a story, OP gayass self delivered
just wondering how is he going to shit now?
does he fart gunpowder
NANOMACHINES SON!!!
I would have been funny if the gun went off in his ass.
*rimshot
Puts a whole new meaning to “rectum? Damn near killed 'em!”
EDIT: also “deadass.”
Assblaster
Did he remember shining up the gun and turning it sideways?
From a minor violation to maybe getting 25 years too? :bottle: <-forgot to add this smiley, bcuz it finally fits somewhere
Talk about shit hitting the fan. NO! :shake:
Pulling the trigger on a shitty idea! :tup:
Maybe he wanted to make sure no one would try to drop the soap on him in the shower.
Talk about up your arsenal rimshot
I wonder how his face looks like when people in the future ask him, “You packing heat?”
With a concealed weapons permit.
Tried to hide a gun in his ass huh? Derringers are shitty guns anyway
Get it? You know because…
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