Wtf is this some new fad I’ve never heard about?
When Metallica screamed “metal up your ass!” I don’t think this is what they meant.
'MURICA!!
I have a friend who is a doctor in Manhattan and she says people never realize that your asshole is actually a vacuum seal. If you don’t prepare something to be removed (in her case it’s many phallic-shaped vegetables, wtf?) and you push it in too far you’ll not get it out without a hospital’s help.
Dumb fucks
People have an obsession with shoving all sorts of stuff up their ass.
The more I read about crimes in NA the more am convinced 100% of NA is gay.
The dude shoulda have said “was protection against ass rape your honour! FUCK DA POLICE!” or something. Instead hes just let Big Billy Bob know hes ready for love.
Working in a hospital you will see the strangest things people would shove up there assess…Stuff like frozen foods, carrots, batteries, etc…The strangest one was a light bulb, wtf.
It’s nature’s pocket.
Have you realized your last five threads have been about
-An Anus injury
-Rape
-A Fat woman
-Public sex
-An Anus injury
-Snusnu
?
Is there something you are trying to tell us, but don’t have the courage to come out and say?
Its ok, SRK is here for you. We don’t judge, we’ll support you. Be strong.
Sorry about that. Double posted.
Materialistic humanity has become stupid and too violent. Some must be purged.
Who brags about shoving a weapon up his ass?
I thought most fuckers wanted to avoid having that happen to them when they go to jail.
NO! Dude, they sneak all kinds of fun stuff into prison, like cigarettes, cigars, cell phones AND CHARGERS in there that way ALLLL the time. They’re been doing it for at least 30 years.
I love how it was called “keistering”
Its the new planking! :cookiemonster:
Waaaay back in, like, '07, SRK Parabellum posted about his favorite sex play acts with his wife, and mentioned the item pictured below.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f352/pieces_of_eight/GunOil16oz_L_zpsf44d416c.gif
But I think old dude in OP was doin’ it wrong…
Pfft you serious? Everybody complains about safe sex this and use protection that, yet when a man shoves a lil gun up his anus for PROTECTION. he gets charged as a felon. Bunch of hypocrites…
I had a grape-sized hemorrhoid once and had to stick these bullet-sized suppositories up my ass. God dammit. That sucked so bad. I couldn’t imagine what a LOADED GUN would feel like. Yikes!
The vagina is, in Latin.
Im more inclined to agree with Taito and the latins, because unlike the stingy anus, the Vagina doesn’t have a problem giving back the shit you put in there…
The story would be more funny if the guy farted and the gun with off.