Ohh I missed that little section. I just assumed it was here when I read that it said “42 year old, Columbus Ohio, man”
Ypsilanti is basically a suburb of Ann Arbor, MI
Dickhead giveaway… :shake:
His penis tried to gambit glitch off of the face of the earth
Normally when my penis gets unruly I just beat it into submission. I never try to rip it off…
Someone got his lower horn jerked.
Don’t do drugs kids.
If it’s not florida, it’s probably germany.
On the bright side, now whenever one of you autistic fags DOES by some miracle manage to get laid, you can explain away the poor girls disappointment with a simple “I do shrooms”.
I don’t get, i’ve been playing Mario all these years and i never saw him self circumcising after jumping head first into a floating brick.
In fact, he only got bigger.
Well look at the bright side. He won’t be reproducing anytime soon, and hopefully hasn’t already. 
That’s what he gets for not sharing. Selfish bastard.
-Starhammer-
Lets all just be grateful this Olympic strongman only had anger towards his own knob.
Could have turned into a live action version of the Dickesode episode of Aqua Teen
What a loser!
messing with hard drugs at 40 yrs old what kind of mid life crisis is this?!?!
Uh…
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/wtf-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2530.gif
Ok, for real…as a dude who has tripped balls before, I have an incredibly hard time seeing how people do this kind of shit. Are we positive this wasn’t in Florida?
The things people do under the influence never ceases to amaze me. I always wonder with cases like this if these are just people trying those kinds of drugs for the first time, and ALSO in large quantity. I mean, that’s just the only way I can see things like this happening. Dude decides to try and see what it’s like to trip balls, takes WAY too many for any normal human threshold to withstand (especially for a first timer, at that), and…rips off his own dick? Nope, still doesn’t make sense lol. I could see maybe if it was LSD, Meth, Crack, any of that shit…but come on son. Shrooms? You can’t handle your shrooms?
Let me tell ya’ll a little something about shrooms. First of all, it is almost completely a body high. It puts you in a euphorically tactile state where you feel content with your surroundings and at which sensual stimulation almost always overrides any other thought processes you may normally have. That definitely includes (but is not limited to) violent behavior, and normally any behavior that even involves movement. I mean granted you have complete motor function, but you’re usually so wrapped up in your own mind that moving around isn’t really a first thought.
My point basically being…of all the shitty shit to get yourself shitfaced on and self-mutilate the shit of yourself…it was shrooms? One of the most physically calming and mentally debilitating drug out there?
White people.
Might as well just send him to Florida.
I agree, ripping your own Penis during a high is the results of something like PCP, meth or crack (maybe a combination).
Someone on shrooms can’t even mastrubate so forget self mutalation.
Next you are going to tell smoking bath salts make you eat peoples faces off zombie style.
He did his own self a favor
sounds like the shrooms were laced.