Man gets high on shrooms, rips off part of his own penis, doesn't happen in Florida

Come on Nick, give Dramatix some credit, he’s not this dumb.

Didn’t happen in Florida?

Well all the terrible had to spill out of there eventually.

He clearly didn’t read the disclaimer on the mushrooms Mario has. “results may vary”

Must have had a really bad trip. You have to be in the right state of mind to do that stuff.

Spoiler

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101027034121/fantendo/images/f/f1/PoisonMushroom.png

I like how it’s the first mushroom you encounter in Mario bros: Lost levels.

Scumbag developers lol

Early Kayinesque game design.

Actually that’s good game design. A new player can easily reset, and the player finds out what happens when you know they’re paying full attention.

Plus, it teaches children to deal with disappointment.

Maybe he was hallucinating that he was in Florida.

it taught me not to trust anything in that game as a kid lol. I miss games like that.

He played the single player version of “hide the salami”.

But chose to hide his salami in the deli slicer?

It wasn’t him because he would have been the first to post it on SRK while looking for an explanation of what he did wrong.

Shrooms aren’t something people in Florida really take. It’s more of a white drug. Florida is all about dem bath salts.

Really? Ohio? Fuck. I hope nothing else ridiculous comes from here. Really dont want to be part of Florida number something. We wouldnt be number two because there are other places we have to surpass first.

At least he didnt eat anybodys face while tripping tits

But it happened in Michigan.

Maybe he thought he had a Continue.

Breaking that bar, contrary to popular belief, does not give you a checkpoint, even when you’re tripping balls.

Yeah I was going to make a post about it happening in OH too. That Yappapaistrap (orwhatever) might be a township of Columbus and a city in MI. I was quite confused about that