http://www.freep.com/article/20130624/NEWS05/306240113/Man-rips-off-part-of-his-penis-cops-say-the-drugs-made-him-do-it
I know you guys are probably as shocked as I am about the last part of the thread title.
Was the guy born in Florida though?
If it were Florida, there would be a debate over whether or not he did it in self-defense.
“Your honor, my penis was threatening my life. I had no choice.”
kind of puts the term mushroom head in perspective no?
I bet when they where finishing up the paperwork the cops where like “well you guys, I guess thats a Cap”
Hotobu
6
Actually he probably thought it was a mushroom.
Yeah, clearly Mario went too far this time.
Should have gotten a Yellow Star first.
This inescapable pain is what MP feels every day when of his life. Just replace shrooms with Koreans.
“The penis was a stranger on my property. Stand Your Ground!”
Man, he should’ve considered the effects of the speed mushroom on his crotch rocket.
Toad was in the lead so he had to do something drastic, but still.
Must have thought he was turning into a clicker. That’s what he get for hitting up those spores.
Kromo
15
Man, I fucking hate it when that happens.
Did anyone else click on this thread expecting MP to end his post with “happened in Florida 
” besides me?
LMAO
well, they grow on cow shyt, people, what do you expect? no responsible story ever started with “we had just gone done getting f*cked up.”
Clearly he was from Florida. Just used the warp zone to Ohio. It was right before Bugs showed up.
and this, kids, is the story of the first time Dramatix did drugs
