Man caught getting a bone from dog, looking at 10 years

I bet his friends sent him this afterwards

You win sir.

I think he misunderstood the meaning of the phrase “throw me a bone”…

New meaning to man’s best friend these hoes aint loyal but these dogs are

Yeah…that dog will wait for him.

Either the man’s gonna say “but he came onto me!” or “I was training it to be an attack dog and it just happened to jump me while I was getting out of the shower.” I can’t even imagine who would want to prosecute this case. Just give him a fine and register him as a sex offender and call it a day.

http://i.imgur.com/BS1YUkS.jpg

Me too. It was bad enough when I thought the man had stolen food from the dog. It got worse REAL quick.

-Starhammer-