What is wrong with this world.
The wingnuts whose battle cry is “If it feels good, do it.” Although, thanks to them, he’s probably getting a lighter sentence than if he was caught with a girl dog.
So, is the dog gay too.
Oh yeah sure, now that he got caught you want to disown him. Man don’t you furfags have any backbone…even the guy in the story had that.
Sorry, but am I the only one that finds it funny that the dogs face has to be blurred out.
If a women gets it doggystyle I guess she gets off easy, but if a guy does it he gets 10 yrs. Maybe they don’t like same sex couples?
Next time he should go to Kentucky where that kind of behaivor isn’t frown upon.
Men get harsher sentences.
Relevant:
http://i.imgur.com/zCvpG9x.gif
If this guy was smart he could’ve sued the family saying he was assaulted.
The worst part of the story was finding out he owned 6 pets; all of which are most likely conditioned manfuckers, who’d want to adopt those?
Licketty Splits the peanut butter-loving dog.
Ryan Reynolds the dirty talkin’ squawkin’ parrot.
Diggler Dan the naked mole rat.
Safe Word the reticulating python
Plot Thickens the pot bellied pig
and Richard the priapism giving tarantula
All working for the love and attention of their master.
You really thought this through.
Is this what the expression “dog days” means? No wonder this shit never came up when I was learning english.
LMFAO HE WAS FUCKING A DOG
10 years if a dog fucks you.
5 years if you fuck a dog.
But the question is, are his fellow inmates thirsty enough to have Fido’s sloppy seconds?
Alright this shit is gross no doubt but 10 years? 10 whole fucking years of your life because you allowed yourself to get boned by a dog? Dogs hump fucking everything. His crime is that he pulled his pants down and he gets 10 years? Come on man.
Well someone just won the sexual deviant award.
What are the chances that his girlfriend taught the dog how to do that and he just happened to pass out face down/ass up and the dog took advantage? If I’m his lawyer, that is definitely my defense.
You ever try to take a fuck toy away from a dog? I’d be surprised if Fido didn’t bite their hands off if they try.
Lol! Thurst just blew this case wide open, this is obviously a ploy by uppity feminists developing a slave canine army in order to rape humanity. Or just some crazy montana chick. Either way 10 years is too much, nobody got hurt and I doubt a dog can hold a grudge or will require a hundred thousand dollars worth of therapy.