I actually hang out with the dude and am surprised he hasn’t killed himself yet.
harold and kumar was AWESOME. i was wondering how the fuck they were gonna overcome those white douchebags without resorting to kung fu and their solution was brilliant. favorite movie of all time specifically because they smash those shitty stereotypes.
i do feel sorry about black dudes with small dicks though. holy shit talk about worst of both worlds amirite? at least as an asian you can go in and hit on girls without having any high expectations, which is exactly what i do, least desirable male race be damned.
if we’re gonna have a pissing contest, its definitely worse to be black in america and the shit they have to deal with is fucking terrible. asians occasionally do get killed by white people throughout history but the black kill count has been much higher for sure. and the silent minority stereotype is ok with me because i am loud, obnoxious, and rage filled.
soviet, FIGHT ME AT EVO. i wont even use kung fu, just straight up boxing. 5 10, 175 lbs, can bench more than my bodyweight.
you know exactly why. because i’m fucking awesome.
Jeremy Lin will get there once he recovers from his knee surgery.
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I can get behind this. Most stoner/college/buddy/whatever movies are incurably retarded. H&KG2WC is legit.
Sigh… Ill bite for show.
Again, not sure why the Cold War is being brought into this. Had I said “California is pretty Nazi with their gun laws” would you go ranting how the Nazi’s are just a German totalitarian and I should go Wiki Hitler?
If you knew any about gun laws (like i said before) you would know that the statement about Cali having communist gun laws was a joke about Cali and of course, their gun laws. I guess it would be funny to about 3 people on this forum, so I apologize for that.
“Get the dick out of your ass” is a common figure of speech for lighten up or stop being so uptight. Kind of like your last response to me where you just seem so tense, for what reason?
Normally I’d insert a piece about, “you should go outside and get some sun, relax” or “I’m sure you can’t argue in real life and you have to nerd rage on the Internet because you have google at your side” but you already know those things so I’ll oblige.
lol can’t go to Evo this year, don’t have enough ID to get a visa this year.
Besides, I’ll just bring hookers. I can beat you with distractions.
And I outweigh you by more than 50 lbs, boo ya, hockey body checks will ROCK YOU
Written by two Jews and directed by a German.
Even when we think we have succeeded, it is but an illusion.
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
I’M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM
lame well that’s even less reason for me to go to evo this year. that sucks. come next year evo is fun and lulz for all.
and nah your distractions wont work i’ve gone legit now. only skinny girls and outside of any business transactions. its going well.
i will counter distract you with booze and dodge your hock slams and make you tire out by turtling up and keeping away.
i can out turtle you. I will zone you honda style, only I will look ghastly wearing a sumo thong.
And yeah, I’m heartbroke about this year. I REALLY wanted to come out this year for Evo, but it takes too long to replace all my ID, so I wouldn’t even be able to APPLY for a Visa for a few more months. Hopefully they can do Canadian Evo or the Canadian Championships here in Toronto instead of fucking Calgary, and some of you fuckers can come to mah crib. But next year, definitely coming for Evo.
Your booze distraction won’t work. My main goal with booze is to get myself fighting drunk. And my hookers WILL distract you. Tell the rest of us you’re a changed man, we’ll see what you do when confronted with a bunch of lovely pale white canuck girls dressed like Cammy
Yes, for a very similar reason. I have to assume that anybody dropping the N-word (or the H-name) into an argument without any apparent irony is in dire need of a Wiki-bitchslap.
There is a common colloquialism: “Get the stick out of your ass,” which sounds like what you’re describing. Not sure why you swapped “stick” for “dick”. Freudian slip?
Asian rant’s are awesome in that no one cares and more so no one listens.
I do wonder why only black people and middle easterners get a pass to bitch about equality anymore.
nah, i was never into cosplayers. i did date one but she was fat. and besides, i’m going out on a date on thursday with a tall pale white girl with glasses who studied computer science. its gonna be win
I’ll take “communist” gun laws over “wild west” gun laws like stand your ground.
but hey, stock up on your guns and ammo now! dat obama is gun’ outlaw yer guns like he did when he was first elected!
Failed at taking Cho’s spot on the leaderboard.
No. People are retarded.
you forgot some white people are from Russia
Stand Your Ground is tight. Fuck the haters.
wow so many messed up incidents this year. from trayvon martin to this…
Stop…my stomach can’t handle anymore. CL on fire in here.
lol no it is not. Nerd girls very rarely make good girls. Mind you, your competition is an army of neckbeards, so power to ya!