Does anybody else besides me have an utter inability to take somebody seriously once they’ve dropped the “c” word into a political conversation without a shred of irony?
Did he work at a laundromat?
The title is ridiculous and reductive. Murderous rampage over bad English? This kind of media sensationalism isn’t even surprising at this point. My condolences to the families of all those who were killed.
Killing with a gun is 100 times easier than killing with a knife. If a guy walks into a classroom and pulls out a knife, he’s not going to get the same reaction as if he pulls out a gun. None of these guys who want to go postal at these schools grab kitchen knives. They all get guns.
I’ll take a guy coming at me with a butcher knife over a gun any day. Even if I was in crutches, at least I’d have a chance of defending myself against a guy with a knife.
asians are the silent minority that get shit on all the time in mainstream media. pretty much any role involving asians involves an effeminate loser who everybody laughs AT, not with. girls are more likely to laugh at his tiny penis than suck on it.
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what a fucking joke. even in pornos asians get laughed at. i remember watching one where asa akira character had an asian “husband” who could not satisfy her, so she fucked some white dude in front of him. the only thing missing was the asian “husband” speaking broken english and doing kung fu. oh he was silent during the clip too, maybe he speaks afterward but i closed it in disgust as soon as i saw where the pron was going.
if you google “asian males are the least attractive race to date” you will find countless data and studies that back this up. sure if you’re black you’re likely to get shot if you wear a hoodie in a gated community, but hey at least you’re getting way more pussy.
because asians are supposed to be silent, they’re supposed to get shit on and accept it happily. if people publish racist headlines such as jeremy lin “chink in the armor” we are told to stop whining. that’s why at work i unload all my rage if somebody incompetent fucks up and screws me over. i don’t tolerate any of that shit. i don’t stay quiet, cause quiet asians get passed up for promotions and screwed over at work.
Man, I haven’t seen an Asian rant this bitterly since I tried to pick up my laundry without the ticket.
I was hoping it wasn’t a Muslim.
ok it’d be like if the only representation white people had in the media was not guys like brad pitt, but these guys below. it gets real tiring real quick.
I wish Blacks and Whites and go back to Europe and Africa to be quite honest. Nothing good has come from these sub-human species.
Oh man, something magical happens whenever someone wears a fedora in public non ironically.
The worse thing is that I learned the other day that in the entire history of all it’s 37 seasons, the only Asian hosts on SNL were Lucy Liu (seriously!?!) and Jackie Chan. Two people! Almost four decades. And I wasn’t even angry that them. I mean who else would they have asked? John Cho? …uh…that dude from Lost? One of the bad guys in Fast and the Furious who has his girlfriend stolen from him by a white guy?
The crazy thing is, this is the most media representation any Asian man who does not know kung fu has ever had.
And people wonder why they Counter-Strike schools.
Damn Koreans going buck in recent years. The VTech thing, the post office thing, one other shooting, and now this. Mad repression yo.
I don’t get it.
In almost every thread I always agree with Carpet Lint and fishjie.
But I shake my head everytime Femto posts anywhere.
What a fucking chink.
You couldn’t take me seriously anyway because you know nothing about gun laws. Any gun owner who knows Cali gun laws would laugh and then sadly agree at that statement about communist laws.
Because he was a yellow wack job this time.
It should be noted,now stop applying you’re racist ideals to everyone else.
Yeah, let me know when the Asian equivalent of Brad Pitt shows up.
Well, let me know when he shows up and doesn’t die from a cerebral edema.
Jackie Chan doesn’t count, since Hollywood deviously wasted the most athletic years of his career in the West on shitty movies with Chris Tucker.
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I never said anything about gun laws. Figure out who you’re arguing with or drink a tall glass of GTFO.
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In case you’re Austin Powers and you were just unfrozen: the Cold War is over. We won.
I’m not sure what the Cold War has to do with a joke about communist laws in California. Get the dick our of your ass please (unless you like that sort of thing).
Silent Minority that no one takes seriously? I’d kill for that status. It would make it so much easier to lull your enemies into a false sense of security right before you dominate them. It’s pretty much what China has done to most of the western world. Quite brilliant actually and I can’t help but respect that.
At least you don’t have to worry about someone calling Homeland Security on you for taking too many pictures of a bridge.
People don’t follow you in stores, asking “may I help you?” every 5 minutes while gearing up for that 911 call.
I’ve never heard of anyone being pulled over for “driving while Asian”.
I don’t think an Asian is the first thing people think of when they hear "illegal alien"
Won’t even touch the Martin thing.
You’re definitely on point about the Hollywood bias. I remember starting a thread years ago about the first Harold and Kumar movie being released that starred two asians (Korean, Indian) who weren’t type cast into the usual stereotypes. I was so happy to see that even though I’m not Asian.
Of course the emasculated, small dick thing is a little harsh, but believe it or not it can be just as annoying when everyone thinks you have a horse cock in your pants (and yes I know a lot of people on SRK would disagree). In either case you just end up being a caricature.
I love that idea of comparing racism, like how racism against black people is worse against racism against Asians or that they are somehow comparable.
Every single thread.
“Yeah, I would kill to be only racially profiled as an Asian guy instead of as a black guy.”
How about…wishing to be not racially profiled, you know…AT ALL? It’s never that.
I keep telling you crazy black people, we have to band up against the white people. It’s our only chance, we can’t take them on separately. But instead all you’re interested in is establishing how no one else suffers like you do.
Gotta pick a side and band together.
Winter is coming.
Really? Okay, hang on…
- The whole “communist” thing was really only common currency during the Cold War. If you need historical context for why this is, please accept my offer of this link to Wikipedia and my sincerest apology on the behalf of the public school system for failing so badly.
- A joke is not a joke if it contains absolutely no indicator whatsoever that the teller is, in fact, just joking.
I get that you think I’m wrong, that I’m talking nonsense, or whatever… but where you’re losing me is the “get the dick out of your ass” part.
How are these two things logically connected? Where is the colloquial relationship between “your information is wrong and/or your opinion does not make sense” and “you have a male sex organ lodged in your rectum”? How does having a dick in one’s ass affect their ability to develop a cogent argument?
Or are they two unrelated statements and you’re simply trying to give me advice re. dicks and asses that otherwise has nothing to do with the conversation at hand?
Of course they’re related. When in doubt, call the other guy a faggot. Have you never argued another 7th grader before? Please.
I thought asians got together into gangs of 30 (weighing in at a total of 800 lbs), then proceed to boot fuck somebody, leaving some moderate bruising