Kneel Before SRK - The Man of Steel Movie Thread

THe problem with that first one is it’s too threatening, I expect amore had hero using something like that

SuperTroll hates the movie?

That’s the one deciding factor of it’s worth. It must be great then.

jj abram’s superman might have been a better movie

Dumb question here, but was Guardian in the movie supposed to be the DC comics Guardian, or was that just a cute little easter egg type thing?

i forgot to mention this, but it was mad dumb that lois lane was falling away from the singularity, while ruble from the ground that weighs like 3 times lois is getting sucked into the black hole. dat movie science.

It’s an easter egg. Comics Guardian name is Jim Harper.

it was just a little nod to SVU

:rofl: I mentioned something like that earlier. When supes caught her, it looked like he was actually struggling to break free, meanwhile Lois barely has a hair out of place. I just assumed that the singularity only affected kryptonians… and random debris. :rofl:

Maybe it was magnetic, only working on people of steel while leaving non-ferrous ordinary humans untouched.

I just watched a snippet of the final fight on youtube. Please tell me that it looks 10 times better in theaters, because that cgi looked as bad as the multiple Smith fight in Matrix 2. Even a simple thing like a guy taking off his body armor doesn’t look right. And hey, that’s fine, but let’s not talk about the “dated” special effects of the 1978 version.

So my review after watching 90 seconds is that it sucks. Also, Superman doesn’t fight like that; read “Ghosts of Krypton” or “Super, Yellow Sun or Not” for proof.

nigga went ham with smudge and blur tool in ps

Wayne logo easter egg

watches snippet of movie in low quality on youtube

has more than enough to give full review of movie including on fight choreography and effects

Better he saves his money…movie was shit and ruined a iconic character.

LOL

what a fucking troll

seriously, like the first 6 movies, and that Superman flick from 5-6 years ago didn’t make the character worse and some giant ass retarded cheeseball.

And as if the comic books themseselves haven’t done this before

That’s the joke. I thought including fake stories made it obvious. It’s a pretty deep joke, though, in that referring to old fictional stories to predict how a man would act pushes the Jesus metaphor even further. “Jesus would do this because of this verse.” “No, he would do that because of this verse, see?” “Jesus has killed before, have you read ‘Infancy Gospel’?” “That’s non-canon!!!” That was a joke too…

That’s not to say that the cgi didn’t look bad though. It was a youtube video, but it still looked pretty unconvincing. I’ve also heard it was a little sloppy and that has usually been the case in the past. Big spaceships and machines look beautiful, but they still can’t seem to get clothing and humans right. Kryptonians either.

This is the sixth Superman movie.

Unless you count Superman and the Mole Men. Which most people don’t.

You put too much thought into it.

This movie had a few lapses in logic but it was far from awful. People just salty because this version of Superman doesn’t match THEIR ideal version. Niggas ain’t like Superman hasn’t killed anybody before or cause collateral. Cry me a fuckin river

I’m not even a Superman fan and even I like it, can’t wait for the sequel. Fuck the haters, this movie was FUN

Only the worse of the worse comics have ever approached the flat,shallow and empty experience we got from call of duty…I mean man of steel. I’m sorry I wasn’t amazed by the cold heart murderer with CGI powers and bland love interest who I can give 0 fucks over. Also 1000 bucks says the people who liked man of steel were also the same guys who jerk off anytime a new call of duty is announced.