Kick-Ass 2: *insert witty subtitle here*

When I went to go see Kick Ass in the movies at the part before they had sex someone in the back row yelled out “Don’t do it she has AIDS” and the entire room erupted in laughter.

Would most definitely bang.

Ah chloe grace moretz…

OH YEAH, FORGOT ABOUT THAT. didnt they put his dick in his mouth too or something?

KA2 is almost depressing at times haha, man I wish Janson had inked it instead of palmer

Well done Mindy…well done.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT. In order to find this thread I had to look for “Moret…” uh More important than dranking water :bluu:

Anyone seen this yet? I just hope the sequel maintains the same pacing as the first one, helped made it worth the full repeat.

I saw it today.

I havent read any of the comics, but I felt it was above average, but not as good as the first

PROS
Chloe’s performance as Hit-girl
Her “mean girls” subplot
Jim Carrey’ as Col. SS
Action in general (Except for some shaky cam)

CONS
Dave/Kick Ass storyline didnt draw me in. I didnt care much about his plight or the tragic event towards the climax
It feels like it wasnt as Dark as the first one, maybe more straightforward comedy/action
CGI Blood

6.5/10

Another reason Canada is awesome!

Started out really good, the mum the celebrity cameos, but film kinda loses it’s momentum after KickAss abduction, none of the magic of the first one.

I wish Jim Carrey stepped into Nicolas Cage’s role maybe that’s what is missing, but he is barely in the movie.

Lindy Booth

And what happened to the dog?

I’m thankful I didn’t see this movie with my little sis

Spoiler

Spoofing one direction

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Hit Girl is a one dimensional and cliche character, poorly written and represented. A girl character who’s powerful purely because the story wanted a powerful girl character to appeal to a demographic.

It’s very hard not to hate her.

The Motherfucker and his crew “got creative” after breaking into Kick-Ass’ secret hideout. Kick Ass vol2 #3

Spoiler

They killed Sasha offscreen, tortured then killed her owner The Liutenant, decapitated them both, tied her owner’s body to a chair so his corpse was sitting upright, then put Sasha’s head on his shoulders.

We need a “Dats F’ed Up” button

Fun movie

Again action adventure stuff and a sexed up 15 year old

That’s what fucking annoyed me.

I love the violence and brutality and I wanted it all in glorious live action. I hate that audiences are so fucking pussified that they can’t handle animal cruelty or rape.

My man Lieutenant got hit with that Robb Stark treatment.

Guess I’ll be waiting a while to see this. I know it’ll never pass censors over here.

They couldn’t even do it for the first one.

No “Condition Red” (cocaine-induced Tanden Renki) for Hit-Girl

Big Daddy was changed from an older dude doing what Kick-Ass does, bankrolled by having mad cash by selling rare comics to an ex-cop. Guess they didn’t want to give collectors any ideas…which was the point of the COMIC, no need to fuck with that. The comic was like “It would be great if someone DID do this…but here’s why you shouldn’t.”

Big Daddy burning to death instead of getting a gunshot to the back of his head.

There was an awful lot they changed. Now they’ll probably have change all the cool scenes in Kick-Ass vol 2. This Olga Kurkulina chick looks good (seriously, though: what is this director’s obsession with casting blondes for brunettes and vice versa?), but is being put to the wrong use. She’s stiff as a brick, which shouldn’t matter cuz her character is supposed to be just shooting the shit out of people, but the director decided to change shit, and has her going hand to hand, no assault rifle. And she sucks mightily due her stiffness.

^lol Taylor Johnson sounds like such a stoner

I remember the first movie being way more violent, there were scenes where limbs were flying cross the screen. And like you mentioned Big Daddy being set alight.

Saw Kick-ass 2 and…uhhhh, it kinda sucked.

I guess on its own it might be “ok”, but as a sequel to the glorious first movie? It was pretty mediocre. Now i was not expecting it to top the first one, thats kinda of a tall order, but i had hoped it was at least decent. It was NOT.

And hearing them rehash select parts of the original’s soundtrack in this one was weird, as the magic of the first movie that complemented such a soundtrack, is woefully absent. So them attempting to try to artificially pump up certain scenes by using it, was kinda sad.

Yet another one to add to the pile of shameful sequels…