Kick-Ass 2: *insert witty subtitle here*

Reminds me of the websites that were counting down when Emma Watson was turning 18…

I think there will be more for this case.

I’d let her put my cock in a triangle choke, in another 20 months of course.

Legal age, not legal age … who cares. It’s all relative to where geography wise you happen to live, relative to arbitrary laws, and relative to what century you happen to have been born into.

Anyway, she’s got the Cersei Lannister thing going on between her and her brother – keeps the bloodline pure, untainted by you clowns.

You know what’s not relative? Being in jail or not being in jail.

lmfao this went true srk circa 2004 real fast. did someone throw up the team jailbait gangsign?

Who cares. Old SRK GD was godlike.

No shit.

Being stupid and ignoring consequences is one thing and being a bunch of hypocrites is another. So your dick gets hard at the sight of some 16 yr old, then deny the fact and feel guilty that it’s not legal. But wait! While visiting your family just 2 miles from you in the next bordering state it’s legal there. Finally your dick and your mind have reached an agreement, its allowed to feel good and your mind is unburdened by guilt. That’s the real joke.

Except I’d feel guilty no matter the country. I don’t care if it’s legal a block away from me.

sfx during van scene look hilariously bad. whats with that tacky trailer “vwooosh” sound effect too haha.

I wonder how theyll do the scene where

Spoiler

mother fucker rapes the chick KA had a crush on in book one. it was really messed up in the comic cause she really had no interest in him, and was an innocent bystander. but in the movie doesnt it end with them getting together? also the dad hanging himself in prison should be neat too.

other than that, my only gripes about this movie are that the costumes (still) suck and that its not actually an animated film in the style of JRJr

Yep that lame ass feel good shit with dude getting the pussy really threw off the vibe of the first movie for me. They just had to have a teen sex scene to sell more tickets I guess.

Movie should be great and regardless of the jail time I would smash…no guilt whatsoever.

In NAMBLA territory…

Okay, they should’ve gotten someone new to play Dave (or stipulated that the actor can do nothing to increase his mass if he wants the part in the sequel) cuz the current dude has been working out big time. Dave’s still supposed to be a scrawny geek. Pause the video in the first post after “They may wear costumes”, and this dude looks like a young Triple H.

…Canada?

Surprisingly enough he does a good job of making himself out to still be a wimp at times.

dude makes GSP look like he lives on a cookies and ice cream diet. That’s the one thing from that trailer (besides Jim Carrey being awesome) that stood out for me.

Yeah…this actor is good at pulling off the bullied, could-be-gay high schooler thing.

What about what happened to that dude and his dog Sofia? THAT won’t make it into the film, for sure. Maybe they’ll just talk about afterwards, but never show it. Peta would shit pink elephants.

mass legal age is 16 and we got some weird law where if a girl has sex before 18…she can fuck anyone without legal reprucssions.

nigga is doing the mma cutting…i look like that when im cutting down to 130.