The only movie I want to remake is Excalibur.
This movie will suck. Anyway, Legend should get a remake. But then again, the original is just too good. Tim Curry as Darkness? You can’t top that.
Let Us Start A Petition!!!
whoa…close one. Karate kid 1 and 2 are fuckin classics
there is NO WAY they could evr duplicate the Kobra Kai correctly. it just aint possible
i like to pretend part 3 doesnt exist…i still bough the dvd set though
“Sweep the leg”
“you gotta problem with that Mr. Lawrence?”
CLASSIC!!!
Knowing the state of martial arts nowadays the move would be called “The MMA Kid” instead.
But enough talk, have at you!!
…sorry. :looney:
EDIT: God damn it, someone beat me to it!
They’re probably referring to his teenage son who bums the spotlight off of him. The remake will fail if they can’t get someone to fill the shoes of the resident-villain, Billy Zabka.
I want to see a remake of Clash of the Titans.
Post 25 debunked the Will Smith link, but it didn’t make clear whether they were still trying to remake it or not? One would hope not, because the ratio of it being any good to the ratio of it sucking is about 90/10 in favor of sucking.
That being said, any rumor that brings someone to mention the name “Billy Zabka” is a good rumor in my book.
They actually are remaking that. Though I think Excalibur would be a lot easier to remake. Simply toss out the hammiest lines (a lot of the dialogue is hammy but most of it is good. The hammy lines are not star wars prequel bad though), change merlin’s sanctuary temple from the cave to some kind of druidic forest grove/stone circle, flesh out the grail quest and lancelot, improve the ‘young athur’ part(the dude playing arthur was ok, except for young arthur where he just came across as a gay irish peasant), cast better actor in some minor parts (Mordred was good but the woman who played Guinevere was fucking horrible), and add even more sex and violence to get a perfect movie. Just keep Gabriel Byrne and Liam Neeson in their original roles, all the anachronistic elements, the Celtic/Norse mythological undertones (the king and the land are one thing, the dragon, and the grail being more of a celtic cauldron than the cup of christ), the Wagner music, O Fortuna, and replicate the original’s awesome shots (the wedding, the opening scene, Excalibur rising in the lake, the twilight of the gods-like final battle, and most famously the ride through the orchard). Enough with my rant, I feel like watching this movie now.
This would be instant shit. THANK GOD it’s not for real.
You’re The Best Around
The kid is way too young.
Maybe in 8 or so years when he grows taller
Plus no Pat Morita=WTF do you do for the old man teacher?
Nothin’s gonna ever gonna keep you down…you’re the best…
man getting the box set at bestbuy for 20 bucks is godtier.
the memories…i got a grands trophy from one of the producers of the karate kid a few months back.
Bolo Yeung would be hot. BRICK… NOT HIT BACK!
didn’t they already remake this movie… with a girl? 
so, would this be a remake of the remake, or another remake of the original?
nah thats not technically a remake…just another bad sequal.
LMFAO…i’m sorry…i’m just picturing Steven Seagal in the role the mr. miyagi filled…hilarity is definitely ensuing. I say they should put him in it and i will pay money to see it just to see how different seagal’s approach would be.
Steven:…hey kid…lemme show you somethin
Smith’s son: stands in front of him
Steven: grabs his head and does a quick twist effectively killing him in 2 seconds
Director: CUT!..We didn’t mean for you to ACTUALLY kill the kid Steven!
Smith in the background:…AWWW HELL NAAWWW!!! fires the Noisy cricket at steven and all hell breaks loose
that made me lol
they should remake this movie using the entire cast from Harry Potter.
harry potter being daniel san
malfoy being who ever the hell daniel has to fight
hermione being whoever daniel has to screw
and dumbledore as miyagi.
i guess voldemort could be kreese. maybe… and have that big hairy rapist dude that lives in the forest show up once in a while.
the kids wont ever know, who the hell cares? theyll love it!
dumbledore: Ask one more small request.
valdemort: Make it fast.
dumbledore: Ask leave boy alone to train.
valdemort: You’re a pushy little bastard, ain’t ya? But I like that. I like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?
[class responds with “YES SENSEI!”]
valdemort: But if you don’t show, it’s open season on him… and you.
[they nod at each other]
how cool would that be?