every character with knockdown slide attack- pre emptive crouch block for random slides and punish. the. entire. fight.
You people are playing the biggest scrubs
This is actually just an accurate representation of their matchup knowledge. The opponent doesn’t really matter.
dont know which online version you play, but if you do, youre much more likely to run into a scrub than a decent player
Welp, I’ve been exposed, thx :oops:
Abel: I’m going to win!
Adon: I’m going to win!
Akuma: I’m going to win!
Balrog: I’m going to win!
Blanka: I’m going to win!
Cammy: I’m going to win!
Chun-Li: I’m going to win!
Cody: I’m going to win!
C.Viper: I’m going to win!
Dan : I’m going to win!
Dee Jay: I’m going to win!
Dhalsim: I’m going to win!
Dudley: I’m going to win!
E.Honda: I’m going to win!
El Fuerte: I’m going to win!
Fei Long: I’m going to win!
Gen: I’m going to win!
Gouken: I’m going to win!
Guile: I’m going to win!
Guy: I’m going to win!
Hakan: I’m going to win!
Ibuki: I’m going to win!
Juri: I’m going to win!
Ken: I’m going to win!
Makoto: I’m going to win!
M.Bison: I’m going to win!
Rose: I’m going to win!
Rufus: I’m going to win!
Ryu: I’m going to win!
Sagat: I’m going to win!
Sakura: I’m going to win!
Seth: I’m going to win!
T.Hawk: I’m going to win!
Vega: I’m going to win!
Yang: I’m going to win!
Yun: I’m going to win!
Zangief: I’m going to win!
lol, you nailed it bro.
These are my “stereo-types” when people pick a character:
Ryu: You do realize that he has more moves than Shoryuken and Hadoken, right?
Ken: See Ryu, except add grabbing to that list
Sagat: Fireball when I’m far away. Mash DP when I’m close. What fun.
Dan: He’s either toying with me or he’s being legit.
Cody: He’s hopping on the 2012 bandwagon.
Fei Long: He either knows what he’s doing or he’s just going to use rekka and DP and random normals.
Yun: Free pressure and lots of throws.
Yang: He must have some skill or else he’d be playing Yun.
Makoto: Respectful. Nothing too cheap with her. A fun match.
Hakan/T.Hawk: Not sure if serious…
Guile/Bison/Dee Jay: Down-back and anti-air. And fireballs from Guile and Dee Jay. I hate you.
E. Honda: Buttslams and Headbutt all day. Don’t you know any other moves?
Dhalsim: Random limbs and random teleports. Oh joy.
Blanka: …WHY!!!
Akuma: Fireballs and teleports. Why so boring?
That’s about it. I’m neutral towards the rest of the cast. Though most of these thoughts are only at the character select screen; my attitude changes when I see their bp/pp.
Abel: Keep him out.
Adon: Keep him out.
Akuma: Get in.
Balrog: I want lp headbutt back. Always Ex headbutt after two jabs (until he learns).
Blanka: Everything he does is punishable, with meter he can’t get in.
Cammy: No headbutts after she gets U1, medium before that.
Chun-Li: Always dash on wake up… now the trouble is getting the knockdown.
Cody: Jump a lot, his ground game is better than mine.
C.Viper: She will try to get in all the time, throw random punches and half of them will hit her.
Dan : He only have gimmicks, allow him to grab you after a blocked kick special.
Dee Jay: Allow him to corner himself, block proyectiles, never jump until cornered.
Dhalsim: Patience.
Dudley: Keep him out.
E.Honda: The one who do anything else that holding back have the mayor disadvantage.
El Fuerte: Always hold foward if grounded, they always go for a crossup tostada.
Fei Long: No headbutts.
Gen: Watch for super -> ultra.
Gouken: Easy to break in.
Guile: Don’t jump, walk him to the corner.
Guy: Allow him to throw you, never tech.
Hakan: I bet he don’t knows that only hp headbutt can be punished with HP slide.
Ibuki: If she lands a knockdown, Im 75% dead.
Juri: Punishable.
Ken: Focus the slow balls.
Makoto: They always go for a grab -> ultra, always jump if close even if you have eaten two combos before.
M.Bison: No headbutts.
Rose: Presure her.
Rufus: Keep him out.
Ryu: Keep out of the zone of death.
Sagat: Walk, dont jump.
Sakura: she can’t get in.
Seth: Easier after losing his jHP.
T.Hawk: Blocked condor is free ultra. He can’t get in.
Vega: Reversal his usual strings.
Yang: Same as Yun.
Yun: Same as Yang.
Zangief: I know how you set up your grabs.
Fully agree. :s
this is how i picture the player when i see their picks
Akuma: old timer pro mofo
Balrog: muscular/built black/white dude who rages when he loses
Blanka: a girl
Cammy: some neckbeard
Chun-Li: some pro who has like 5 mains
Cody: friendly guy with a hat
C.Viper: effeminate/gay white dude studying a law or commerce degree
Dan : possibly either a pro who cbf playing any of his mains or an actual troll who is annoying and flamboyant irl
Dee Jay: some guy who aint afraid of no dash ultras, probably a really smart guy
Dhalsim: needs long arms to compensate for his short dick
Dudley: cool and composed guy who will roll you several times w/ flashy juggles
E.Honda: mike ross
El Fuerte: g1mikz are kewl l0ol
Gen: see chun
Guile: this guy will actually beat me up irl
Ibuki: see makoto
Juri: uses u1 and dies like 6 seconds later without getting a hit on them
Ken: mashed potatoes
Makoto: decent, decent player. probably asian
Rose: decent player who can read you like a book
Rufus: picking him up for fun, but will still body you
Ryu: only plays ryu ever, but is seriously good
Sagat: solid sf player, but lacks variety
Sakura: neckbeards who are stylin on you
Seth: poongko fanboy
T.Hawk: some fag getting lag bp’s, will taunt you
Zangief: going for easy wins via lag and wakeup spd’s
Oni: will style the shit out of you, probably an asian kid who dyes his hair and plays basketball
Akuma = Shoop Da Whoop here comes another kid who picked Akuma because he’s “Dark and Evil” (Unless he is high ranked. Then I just cry)
Ryu = sigh
Ken = Free Win
Blanka = Time to deal with a lame player
Viper = Lol Crossups
Zangief = This is going to take a while…
Guile = FUCK
Seth = This could either go really well…Or really bad…
E.Ryu = lol
Fei Long = Tierwhore? Dat Chickenwing?
Honda = Another Chicken shit Honda player, This is going to drag…
Rose = this should be fun!
Dan / Fuerte / Gen = Y U NO MATCHUP XP?!
Hakan = The fear of a thousand angry gods
Balrog = Presses jab and laughs like “HEHH HEHH HEHH HEHH” anytime they land headbutt.
Balrog is hilarious boring in this game compared to ST.
Blanka = Troll. Probably has a creepy laugh in real life.
Ken = New to the game.
Ryu = Calm guy. Probably playing serious.
Sakura = One of those guys that have one of these pillows.
The entire cast: Wonder if I’ll be chasing this guy the whole match.
Charge characters: Wonder if this guy will leave the down/back position long enough to run away the whole match.
Adon: Only picked him after Gamerbee did.
Akuma: Likes Akuma cause he’s dark and edgy.
Cody: Will never miss his links. I don’t know if Cody just has the easiest combos in the game, but Cody players never drop anything.
C.Viper: 90% they’re random players who use her execution barrier as an excuse for playing derpy. 10% they’re legit.
Dee Jay: Probably can’t do walk ultra because he doesn’t take Dee Jay seriously enough. Just uses him so he won’t be mocked for using Guile.
El Fuerte: Same as Viper but with no execution barrier since they’ll never try run stop fierce.
Fei Long: Band wagoner who only picked him up late in Super or early in AE.
Gen: Going to rely almost entirely on you not knowing the matchup and will just spam gimmicks. Won’t know what to do if you know how to punish them.
Guile: Will probably taunt me. Guile players always taunt me if they’re winning.
Guy: Probably a GG/BB player.
Ken: Two years later still flowcharting.
M.Bison: More of the same. Every Bison player plays the same.
Oni: The epitome of dark and edgy. For players who are just too dark and edgy for Evil Ryu and Akuma.
Seth: Every Seth post-Evo just tries to copy Poongko.
T.Hawk: Mashes SPD during everything. Mrore-so than Zangief players.
Adon : When the round starts he’s going to jaguar kick, neutral jump free combo
Ryu : He sucks
Akuma : Tokdio fanboy
Sakura : Easy win
Guile : Flash Kick after a missed sweep
Blanka : Will keep throwing balls even if he gets punished all day
Makoto : Watch out for random Ultra 2
T.Hawk : Mash 360 all day, blockstring then neutral jump free combo
Pretty sure Cammy can only ultra a heavy punch headbutt, everything else is safe.
So as a Makoto main, i wanted to see how you guys felt about her:
How you guys feel about Makoto Players
Spoiler
Makoto = Random Hayate all day.
Makoto: Pro
Makoto: "Breath of fresh air! I’m gonna get bodied or he’s a free win. "
Makoto, tier whore who doesnt want to be that much of a tier whore, tho he still is.
Makoto = Oh so you hopped onto the butterface train now that she got overbuffed did you?
Makoto - NEVER underestimate.
Makoto - NEVER underestimate.
Makoto = Where were you in Super? Oh that’s right, until Japan says shes top tier you wont touch her eh?
Makoto = jump around, press random normals and do random specials.
…Makoto…- Fuck this shit I quit
Makoto: The fuck is a walk? Wakeup U2 if you’re standing right next to them.
Makoto: Respectful. Nothing too cheap with her. A fun match.
Makoto: They always go for a grab -> ultra, always jump if close even if you have eaten two combos before.
Makoto: decent, decent player. probably asian
Makoto : Watch out for random Ultra 2
lmao what? what Makoto have you guys been playing? lol. Besides the general statements that could be applied to any character (never underestimate?) the more descriptive posts are too funny lol.
Random Hayates?
Tier Whores?
Wakeup/Random U2?
Only Grab>Ultras?
lol we got to get some of you guys to play some better Makotos! No decent has any of the atributes you guys described, regardles of your character choice.
like another guy said before in the thread, I go by PP mostly when I’m judging a players skill. it’s a extremely rare occasion to have someone with lesser PP than me, blow me up, no matter the character… but I still do make quick assumptions based on character choice at the same time… like:
Anybody that plays Hakan is a scrub or noob or somebody that just picked him by accident lol… either way it’s an easy win. I’ve never played a serious Hakan (someone who main’s him). Though there are some people that play him on the side thats rather decent with him. But for the most part, nobody really does so I don’t expect anybody to be good when they pick him
the same could go for Gouken, fuerte, and others I can’t think at the moment, except some people actually do main them, and the some of the ones who do ARE actually REALLY GOOD with them…
I rarely see scrub Gen players… this goes against the logic behind the way I feel about Hakan players ironically. There are hardly any Gen players but the ones who use them are USUALLY decent
off the record, there is no one I love playing more than a person with like 1300PP, and like 12000BP… like “yeah your character is B+ but you still gonna get raped” lololololol