Jesus liked a bit of the ole Judean sausage!

church was one of the only places black people were able to congregate, so it’s only logical that social movements would get started there. Doesnt change the fact that many blacks justified their own slavery in the verses of the bible, as their are plenty regarding the subject, none of which call for the institution’s abolition.

Don’t forget prop 8 too. Persecution begets persecution

Not saying Mary is lying, but girls DO get pregnant from “dry humping”, and with intact hymens…and Joseph wasn’t getting any…who’s to say he didn’t fire one off one night while spooning? It probably seemed like a miracle back then, but now we aren’t so caveman-like in reproductive knowledge that we don’t know penetration isn’t necessary for pregnancy.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm_statue.jpg

You missed the joke obviously.

imo.

slaves couldn’t read so i doubt they were justifying anything beyond what they’re slave master told them. and i’m pretty sure you’d be hard pressed to find any significant number of black people (that could and had read the bible) in the 1800’s that felt the bible justified them being enslaved, much less now.

lol @ prop 8 being called persecution. and if you want to blame 7% of the state for something that passed relatively easily then by all means, but you’re probably just as daft as elton john.

You mean to tell me that minority groups sometimes make claims that great historical figures were secretly one of their own to a) bring awareness to their cause with shock and b) make a sly attempt to prove their superiority? Say it isn’t so.

Elton John is a knight, people.

A knight.

Dude has been slaying dragons and fighting skeletons for decades. Pay the man some respect. If he says Jesus was gay, Jesus was gay. MIRC is right; he did wear sandals.

Sandals.

I nearly pissed himself laughing, this post deserves some form of glittering ornaments.

Actually iirc there was a lot of people who justified their condition through the bible, or felt that God would eventually free them. Also there were plenty of slaves who could read, but they obviously didn’t broadcast that fact, most of the slave revolts, though unsuccessful, were led by literate slaves/freemen. Although I’m pretty sure there were more Phillis Wheatley’s(a slave btw who could both read and write) than there were Nat Turners.(Another slave who could read)

Hahaha, that is great work by whoever did that.

Too bad Jesus can’t hit a curveball.

Mmmm, Judean Sausage. No homo.

Fastballs though, out of the park. Every time. Like he has a gift or something.

Now in the case of a " Black Jesus" that can actually be proven because A Jesus was definitely not white those pictures we see are Ceasar Borge the son of a pope. In Book of Revelation 1:14-15 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. So yeah Jesus is could definitely be of African Descent.

I think the more pertinent question is whether he was the son of God or not. Because if he wasn’t, then his ethnicity is even more irrelevent because he’d just be, y’know, some guy.

Yes, because then logically it must be false.

The huge amount of African Christians is also pretty funny too.

Not White =/= Black

Yet again we have minority groups associating themselves with great historical figures with no real basis for their arguments except “he might have been.” He might have had six toes and a fourteen inch cock too.

Well, the fourteen inch johnson goes without saying if he were black, duh.

The more important question is whether or not he actually existed. Not sure what the latest scholarly research says, but from what I’ve read so far, his historical existence is dubious at best.