America’s reactions to these kind of revelations always makes me laugh. Are you really suprised?
Creepy looking fatty Mc fat that looked like a kid toucher/anime FGC player the whole time, turned out to be a creepy fatty this was a kid toucher.
Water is wet.
Er, Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
(You didn’t hear they finally got married and swapped surnames, chadouken!? Some fan you are.)
Here’s a more in-depth video interview from CNN with the woman in the story that ThePurpleBunny linked to above: http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/21/us/subway-jared-fogle-informant-child-pornography-allegations/index.html. Be forewarned that CNN, in its almighty uselessness, decided it would be a good idea to have their videos auto-load, so try not to have anything else playing simultaneously if you can.
I suppose I should also warn for surprise John Walsh tag-in if anyone has a problem with that guy for some reason.
But this is America where we base our judgment of people on the content of their character, not than what they look like.
[Insert that .gif of Charlton Heston that Starhammer has been using constantly as of late here.]
Wow this is such bad publicity for Subway. Like this could totally halt the company’s growth and maintenance.
On the bright side, I’m anticipating a lot of other food chains are going to get in on the sandwich action and maybe provide a discount to anybody who holds a subway card.
I guess this goes to show that even if some people lose twice their weight, nobody’s gonna want to jump their bones for free. Jared should’ve been paying better though.
The thing that strikes me the most is that just looking at this fucker gives you that feeling of, " Yeah, I can fucking see him doing that." I feel like no one was super surprised when this came out. I wonder if he was into this shit before he was with Subway.
(Of course he was.)
It’s not like this came out of nowhere or that somehow Subway makes you a pedophile or that pedophiles have to wait to slim down before they can molest children, though I imagine the latter aspect makes it easier to chase after that may escape before getting winded. At most, the only that being Subway’s “spokesperson” did was unfortunately give him access to a lot more children and money with which to buy children’s “time” than he would have otherwise had.
Honestly, guys, some of the things you openly ponder in posts on SRK remind me of Pinky and the Brain and not in the good way.
Yeah his subway money went to starting a kids foundation, giving him access to easily molestable kids.
I no longer feel bad about stealing all those wheels of sub stamps when I worked at Subway during high school, to sell online over eBay.
Yeah, my bad.
Shows how much I care about South Park.
I want an episode where Micheal Jackson has an event catered by Subway via Jared.
Me gusta el sexo 
That is funny as hell, jared is gonna get to be a man whore against his will in jail…lmaooo.
and exactly 0% of underage male sodomy. W00T
Jared isn’t getting touched while locked up, people need to realize this.
I don’t know. If he isn’t desegregated from Gen Pop, he’ll definitely be on the menu for rapes/stabbing.
Heard from somewhere that the cops found well over 100 child porn videos in his possession. Dude might as well have the Target logo tattooed over his asshole.
wishing for prison rape on someone is bizarre i never understood it
i do like how SENSITIVELY the media is handling jared, not using words like rape lol
He still has millions and he plea bargained. He is going somewhere safe for a few years, off early for good behaviour.
Well you know…white privilege and all.
And inmates will think he’s a whore and will wreck his asshole.
In this thread: people who’ve never been to jail acting like they know how jail is.
That and all of you hoping he gets raped in jail are fucking awful human beings.
I hope everybody here gets raped in jail, so that makes me an excellent human being. Share the rape, that’s what I believe.