What if a secret sex cult was seducing him to have sex then threatening to reveal she was underage unless he gives her money. So he wasn’t paying for sex he was paying blackmail dues.
Jared, the anime?
Shoulda hired R. Kelly’s lawyers.
(I’m surprised Shaft Agent hasn’t posted in here given what he mentioned in the lounge. Shame that I can’t devil-summon him either.)
Having had no thoughts or feelings about him one way or the other, I’m still not really sure how to feel about this beyond the typical disgust if all the allegations are true, which they appear to be, and even then that disgust is primarily about the prostitution part to honest given how many children–well, people in general–are still sex-trafficked to this day.
Either way, all I know is that watching Sharkando 2: The Second One is now going to be even more awkward than it already was.
Hey now. That’s still technically legal…in Delaware (and Thailand).
You act like it can’t be both.
One must have a balanced diet to stay at a healthy weight after all.
This makes that “I want to give kids aides” line from South Park x10 funnier
Well, when I was a teen, banging fellow teen girls, I was skinny and in great shape. Now I’m older, fucking fat failures, and getting chubbier by the day.
I hate to say it boys and girls, but I think the best diet out there is sex with kids.
One might say it’s a…
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modest proposal.
wow you fucked that link up o.0
Damn son.
Subway is gonna Chris Benoit this mother fucker.
There will be old Subway ads with a blacked out outline of a body and dubbed over vocals by the black Allstate guy that was on 24 that sounds like he’s gargling an egg.
Boys too? No boundaries for this man. Probably screwed underage picnic tables like those weird white guys too.
Check out those titties & no im not talking about Jared.
Just like all white guys he got fucked up fetishes
That’s a pretty good deal, but I don’t think it could ever beat last year’s promotional sale:
yeah because it would be crazy as fuck if black dudes were pissing on underaged girls or something crazy like that
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Holy shit.
Someone get Matt Stoneand Trey Parker on the phone right now.
If the sub does not fit you must acquit!
Dumbass snitched on himself to a reporter.
Blimpie’s child molesters would never fuck up like that.
Yo, is it over for Jared?! Aw man… AW MAN!!