Geriatric is such an ugly word.
It is more like, that is the time where they ride into the sunset.
They aren’t quite used up, but, its time to start thinking about the ice floe they want to ride into oblivion.
You know, if they are an idol, they better have a younger, more attractive protegé/understudy to take up the reins for when they “graduate”
He had to give em a footlong…
As many miles the hoes collect I could see an argument for them being cougers. Old meat between fresh buns that must be the special he hit em with
why is jared still fat 
??
16 is legal in his state to, so the only law he broke was prostitution.
So who’s going to be the new Subway Spokesperson? We know it ain’t gonna be RGKnee.
Eli Manning, if he wants to makes more than his BFF Rivers
I just had a 6 inch last week
How did that go for you by the way? I hear the meat at Subway is really flaccid these days…
Eli’s busy filling Rob Lowe’s shoes, showing us how he has DirecTV, while his football player side has cable.
So 16 year olds are ok to pee on but not to pay for sex with sandwich money…
Ya’ll need to make up your minds.
He slept with 14 minors. Some were dudes
Yo, what’s with all the sex scandals as of late. People being put on blast right now.
…so wait, was the secret to weight loss Subway subs or sex with children?
So he should be in federal jail right
Fuck this guy
Hope he gets five footlongs from the cleaners in jail
Roto root him
I feel a new super adventure club episode of South park coming along…
I donno, i mean he already gave everybody aids.
Sex does burn a lot of calories… Thought people knew this!
The with children part? Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll let you figure that out.